PIRATES!!
PIRATES OF THE AWESOME 2 IS OUT TODAY! WE NEED TO GO! I'LL BE AT WORK ALL DAY, SO SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO COORDINATE WHAT TIME WE'RE GONNA GO; PREFERABLY, WE SHOULD HAVE A TIME SET BEFORE THIS AFTERNOON SO THAT WE CAN GET OUR TICKETS EARLY (AS IT WILL ALMOST DEFINITELY SELL OUT FOR EVERY SHOWING TONIGHT). SO SOMEONE GET CRACKIN' ON FIGURING THIS OUT. WHEN I GET OFF WORK TODAY AND CHECK BACK HERE, I EXPECT A FLAWLESS PLAN TO BE WAITING FOR ME, ALONG WITH A PIPING HOT DINNER, MY CORN-COB PIPE, AND SLIPPERS. GOD HELP YOU IF THERE ARE NO SLIPPERS...