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Thank the Lord for women with big boobs. I have to say they're such a blessing to those who have them, as well as everyone else round them. Fun for everyone! Hey frrrriiiends, if you have big boobs, be sure to post them onthe internet. I know mine are going to beon here somewhere.
This last weekend i almost killed my lover...sorry, thats "liver". Since i snagged my brothers old drivers license i've had unlimited access to alcohol, and this was the first time i took full advantage of that. There was a party everywhere i went because i was the party! I must have drank 5 gallons of wine--and survived! Hoory for hangovers! I was so ungover this morning i felt like a zombiiieee. Ugghhhhhhhh....me want braaaaiinss...and toast.
It's been nearly 6 months of giveing old people jello and im geting tired of it. I gotta try for a new job. Im still hacking away at the old music projects, and i must say theyre going pretty well. I started playing piano so now my sex apeal has risen through the roof. I predict showers of panties with a slight chance of alcohol poisoning.
I have a new cell phonenumber and its 971 222 5373 for anyone whos been trying to get a hold of me. It also doubles as my business number, so please don't be surprised if you hear moaning, panting, and a sultry voice thats says "hello, youve reached the fantasy sex hotline...."
Tunafish sandwiches.
This last weekend i almost killed my lover...sorry, thats "liver". Since i snagged my brothers old drivers license i've had unlimited access to alcohol, and this was the first time i took full advantage of that. There was a party everywhere i went because i was the party! I must have drank 5 gallons of wine--and survived! Hoory for hangovers! I was so ungover this morning i felt like a zombiiieee. Ugghhhhhhhh....me want braaaaiinss...and toast.
It's been nearly 6 months of giveing old people jello and im geting tired of it. I gotta try for a new job. Im still hacking away at the old music projects, and i must say theyre going pretty well. I started playing piano so now my sex apeal has risen through the roof. I predict showers of panties with a slight chance of alcohol poisoning.
I have a new cell phonenumber and its 971 222 5373 for anyone whos been trying to get a hold of me. It also doubles as my business number, so please don't be surprised if you hear moaning, panting, and a sultry voice thats says "hello, youve reached the fantasy sex hotline...."
Tunafish sandwiches.