#5: Story time~ [text]
...Once upon a time, there was a fair king who ruled a castle for the wealthy and privileged.... his name was Tamaki, the king of charisma and charm who was adored by all the women of his realm. In his round table of nobles was the honorable Kyouya, duke of brilliance and calculation, the young, adorable knight Hunny with his faithful and loyal servant Mori and the meddling jesters Kaoru and Hikaru.
His royal court was known across the land as the greatest collection of human beings ever put together... and yet, our fair king was severely unhappy with his life. With only the men around - the mathy one, the adorable one, the quiet one, and the two pain-in-the-asses, Tamaki, though he coerced and wooed most every girl he met, was without real, honest love.
But do not fear, for one day, he met a beautiful prince, only to become a princess before the very eyes of his court, and her fair name was Haruhi, one who acted upon feeling, not through vanity. She taught the king the most valuable lesson of all, in that he should never judge by appearance or wealth, but only by substance and purity.
And quickly, he fell in love with her for all of those things, as she was beautiful in both mind and body. But even quicker still, he was sent away from his kingdom to try and rule in a much darker world...
And here I am! Everything about that story is true, my loyal and waiting subjects. Except I didn't think the damn jesters would be here too.
Now, who will help me find my beloved again!? Your royal king commands you all to halt your previous duties and begin the search for Princess Haruhi Fujioka!
His royal court was known across the land as the greatest collection of human beings ever put together... and yet, our fair king was severely unhappy with his life. With only the men around - the mathy one, the adorable one, the quiet one, and the two pain-in-the-asses, Tamaki, though he coerced and wooed most every girl he met, was without real, honest love.
But do not fear, for one day, he met a beautiful prince, only to become a princess before the very eyes of his court, and her fair name was Haruhi, one who acted upon feeling, not through vanity. She taught the king the most valuable lesson of all, in that he should never judge by appearance or wealth, but only by substance and purity.
And quickly, he fell in love with her for all of those things, as she was beautiful in both mind and body. But even quicker still, he was sent away from his kingdom to try and rule in a much darker world...
And here I am! Everything about that story is true, my loyal and waiting subjects. Except I didn't think the damn jesters would be here too.
Now, who will help me find my beloved again!? Your royal king commands you all to halt your previous duties and begin the search for Princess Haruhi Fujioka!