Postdated to after Thanksgiving Lockdown

[iamtheforest]

Ahahahahaaa! Oh, Mayfield! Oh, the strange and terrible sights, the perversions of man and nature! Had I remembered you in my absence, I would have longed with all my heart to never return to this place, and yet here I stand! The greatest quandary I have ever faced! Oh, whatever shall I do

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[bustydefense]

You've a lot of new people to meet, too.

[iamtheforest]

No doubt I do! I don't even know what month it is!

[bustydefense]

The end of November.

[iamtheforest]

I see! I've been gone for quite a time indeed!

[bustydefense]

When was the last time you were here?

[iamtheforest]

Why, it's been so long I can scarcely remember! I think it was early summer, perhaps...

[bustydefense]

That was quite a while ago. Around when I arrived.

[iamtheforest]

Oh, how horrible! That would imply that we just barely missed each other completely!

[bustydefense]

I suppose we did!

[iamtheforest]

Then allow me to introduce myself, human girl! I am the almighty, all-seeing, all-knowing God of the Earth, Coyote!

[bustydefense]

Well, it's nice to meet you. Mia Fey.

[iamtheforest]

Charmed! Simply charmed.

[bustydefense]

Likewise.