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Some things you must know:
1. Work attire is a leather cat suit, in either red or black.
2. Be kind to my wife.
3. You are now bound for life to me. And bound for death to me. Show up everyday or I will arrange for a piano to be dropped upon your head.
4. Work hours are from now to forever. I will see you in Hell in approximately now.
5. There will be a party in your honor in Hell on Friday night. You may bring one fellow mortal. All others shall be invited by me.
To party hopefuls: Begging will get you everywhere.