It's a good thing
So how about I'm totally in love with Martha Stewart's daughter. Her name is Alexis,she's super hot in a heroin chic sort of way, she's got a foul mouth, she's completely egotistical, she openly discusses on national television the benefits of booty calls, she wears shirts that show too much of her elegantly bony cleavage, she drinks copiously and bitches mercilessly. And as a bonus (as if she needs improvement), she knows how to make every cookie under the sun.