Awesome night
So yesturday night was probably one of my most favorite nights so far. Nicole came up to visit so me her and my floormates went to my friends from last years house to hang out. Lorenda came and turned the house into a dance club for a few hours, which was awesome. Then Phil (my neighbor) had 2 of his female friends come over...who weren't super attractive. lol. Well, I decided that i was going to pretend like I was a soap actor that over exaggerated everything and ran up to everyone and "OH MY GOD...DID U GO TO SOUTH?" So i did it to Phil's friends and they said "r u for real right now, or are u just a douchebag, cause u r." and I said, "yes actually I am." and walked away laughing. Then like 20 minutes later Nicole is talking to them in the driveway and they were saying about themselves..."I'm a bitch and I know it so if people don't want to be friends with me then they don't have to be." so then I looked at them and said "That is exactly y i'm not ur friend." so then when i walked away, they were talking to Nicole about me so then I got Hilary who owns the house we were at and told them that those girls were sitting on her car and they called me a douchebag and she pulled me over there to bitch them out with her and then they said "no honey he called himself one" then i said "no, i agreed with u for fun." So then Hilary hugged them and was like "omg i love ur attidude" Then one of Phil's friends that Hilary was huging gave me a HA I STOLE UR FRIEND look. so i looked right at the girl and said "DO U KNOW UR UGLY?" then she looked at me and her eyes got really big, then she paused for like 10 seconds and all the guys and girls that were around just stared... then she says to me "do u think ur attractive?" and i said "No, I know i am." and she said "cause I don't think so" Then I looked at her like she was retarded and siad "R u f*cking blind!?!" Then she didn't know what to say so she just said i don't think ur attractive. Then I said "If Hollister asks u to work for them then u know ur hot, and ur not some f*cking fat ass ugly whore like u!" then all then everyone there started cracking up and she and her friend ran to the car and sped off. It was awesome!