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Dear Coworker:
The fact that you told me that you would work for part of my shift so that I could say good-bye to my friend before she moved back to Finland fucking sucked. However when you did not show up for your half of the shift and I got stuck there? That was the best part of the night! I will totally work that shift for you this weekend that you just called me about. Thanks again.
-Mary
Dear Boss:
The fact that you are threating to fire me because I read at work once and want to dye my hair blue is awesome. I have totally not been offerered two other jobs where they would not care if I did that. They are not biking distance from my apartment. I am not taking one or both jobs. Oh and thanks for forcing me to carpool when I could easily bike to work. I really love filling the earth with posinous gases. We should hangout on my only off day per week.
- Mary