Time to play the movie game
Becuase I'm like a sheep. On the plus side, sheep go to heaven. (Goats go to hell!)
1. "So, I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes-have sex with her, but no, seriously Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you." Wet Hot American Summer guessed by cerealchick. (I love this speech! And this movie in general!)
2. "This is it."
"What?"
"If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home I've ever been." Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring guessed by bloodmeridian
3. "Mmmm, this is a tasty burger!" Pulp Fiction guessed by jade_sage
4. "We heard Manhattan before we ever saw it, a thousand strange voices coming from everywhere. And you're not going to believe this, but we had to go under the water to get to the city. And we lost contact with everything; it was like we were on another planet."
5. "Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck... RIGHT?" Kill Bill Volume One guessed by technomensch
6. "We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter." X-Men guessed by technomensch
7. "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked...in the head? With an iron boot? (pause) Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, skip that, it's a dumb question."
8. "We thought... you... was... a toad!" O Brother Where Art Thou guessed by swavydeathcove
9. "I have a nephew named Anferny and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anferny." Mean Girls guessed by cerealchick
10. "You're a virgin who CAN'T DRIVE." Clueless guessed by cerealchick and swavydeathcove
11. "One day lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail guessed by bloodmeridian
12. "I like your nurse's uniform."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh are they?" Rushmore guessed by cerealchick
13. "I dated this girl for a while and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to... get down... with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, 'Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!'" The 40-Year-Old Virgin guessed by bloodmeridian
14. "I hate you and I hate your ass face!"
15. "You see? You see?! Your stupid minds. Stupid, stupid!" Plan Nine from Outer Space guessed by jocante
16. "Why can't we hunt something cool, like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?" Wedding Crashers guessed by cerealchick
17. "Are you, like, a crazy person?" V for Vendetta guessed by _dropdeadred
18. "I want more life, fucker." Blade Runner guessed by jade_sage
19. "Too many guys think that I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours." Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind guessed by bloodmeridian
20. "You are a sad, strange little man." Toy Story guessed by jocante
21. "This is capoeira, man. This is some hardcore shit."
22. "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." Office Space guessed by bloodmeridian
23. "Well, what shall we hang? The holly, or each other?" The Lion in Winter guessed by bloodmeridian
24. "Come on you guys, let's get moving."
"Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore." Stand by Me guessed by _dropdeadred
25. "Really, it was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle." The Rocky Horror Picture Show guessed by jade_sage
26. "You must be quite a girl."
"Wanna bet?" Some Like it Hot guessed by spk4thetrees
27. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" Donnie Darko guessed by enihpesoj
28. "What are you waiting for?"
"I dunno. Something amazing, I guess." The Incredibles guessed by jocante
29. "Listen, they don't call me the torturer because I don't like to torture people." American Dreamz guessed by spk4thetrees
30. "What are you?"
"Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am." Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (also known as Cowboy Bebop: the Movie due to liscensing issues), guessed by brienne and caderrant
1. "So, I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man, a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her, and yes-have sex with her, but no, seriously Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual, all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you." Wet Hot American Summer guessed by cerealchick. (I love this speech! And this movie in general!)
2. "This is it."
"What?"
"If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home I've ever been." Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring guessed by bloodmeridian
3. "Mmmm, this is a tasty burger!" Pulp Fiction guessed by jade_sage
4. "We heard Manhattan before we ever saw it, a thousand strange voices coming from everywhere. And you're not going to believe this, but we had to go under the water to get to the city. And we lost contact with everything; it was like we were on another planet."
5. "Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck... RIGHT?" Kill Bill Volume One guessed by technomensch
6. "We are the future, Charles, not them. They no longer matter." X-Men guessed by technomensch
7. "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked...in the head? With an iron boot? (pause) Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry, skip that, it's a dumb question."
8. "We thought... you... was... a toad!" O Brother Where Art Thou guessed by swavydeathcove
9. "I have a nephew named Anferny and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anferny." Mean Girls guessed by cerealchick
10. "You're a virgin who CAN'T DRIVE." Clueless guessed by cerealchick and swavydeathcove
11. "One day lad, all this will be yours."
"What, the curtains?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail guessed by bloodmeridian
12. "I like your nurse's uniform."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"Oh are they?" Rushmore guessed by cerealchick
13. "I dated this girl for a while and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to... get down... with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, 'Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!'" The 40-Year-Old Virgin guessed by bloodmeridian
14. "I hate you and I hate your ass face!"
15. "You see? You see?! Your stupid minds. Stupid, stupid!" Plan Nine from Outer Space guessed by jocante
16. "Why can't we hunt something cool, like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?" Wedding Crashers guessed by cerealchick
17. "Are you, like, a crazy person?" V for Vendetta guessed by _dropdeadred
18. "I want more life, fucker." Blade Runner guessed by jade_sage
19. "Too many guys think that I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours." Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind guessed by bloodmeridian
20. "You are a sad, strange little man." Toy Story guessed by jocante
21. "This is capoeira, man. This is some hardcore shit."
22. "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." Office Space guessed by bloodmeridian
23. "Well, what shall we hang? The holly, or each other?" The Lion in Winter guessed by bloodmeridian
24. "Come on you guys, let's get moving."
"Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore." Stand by Me guessed by _dropdeadred
25. "Really, it was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle." The Rocky Horror Picture Show guessed by jade_sage
26. "You must be quite a girl."
"Wanna bet?" Some Like it Hot guessed by spk4thetrees
27. "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?" Donnie Darko guessed by enihpesoj
28. "What are you waiting for?"
"I dunno. Something amazing, I guess." The Incredibles guessed by jocante
29. "Listen, they don't call me the torturer because I don't like to torture people." American Dreamz guessed by spk4thetrees
30. "What are you?"
"Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am." Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door (also known as Cowboy Bebop: the Movie due to liscensing issues), guessed by brienne and caderrant