What crazy people we can be!

[iamshlee77]

Last night was pretty crazy, but it was quite fun! I started out by waking up (duh!) and then being bored. Then Heather calls me and tells me to get ready because she is on her way to have fun for the night. (It's her birthday tomorrow, so we decided to celebrate a day early). So we ended up listening to Avenue Q the whole time on our way to the mall, but alas..nothing to do at the mall (except I did search for gay puppets....long story). Then, we decided to go get Amber..but..she wasn't home yet..so we ended up waiting for her, and then we got in. It was quite humorous. After that was said and done, it was time to pick up Ms. Brittany. She had finally gotten home with food at her house, and I go "we'll be there in like a minute." We were there..in a minute! And she was all shocked by that, then i started mauling her door. It was grand. Her dog started to bark very loud at me tho. Then we all went inside, and Brittany was taunting me, and her dog, with fries. haha..Matt ended up giving me his fries, and then they kept taunting her dog. After all that, we went off to the Woodlands to do some cart racing! We ended up finding one of those electric wheelchairs, and brittany got in that, and Ambi and Heather got into carts. I jumped on to the electric wheelchair. Then we went inside, and this woman who worked there bitched at Heahter. It was quite hilarious. After we got bitched at, we figured..aww..what the heck, lets go talk to the puppet lady. I whipped out the panda puppet, Brittany stick it on, and then the puppet lady talks to her, with the joe camel puppet. We got pretty bored of that, so it was time for Denny's. Mmmm..Denny's. We had this waiter named Chad who only looked at Heather the whole night. So we left him her number. But before all of that, I had to order cheese fries! Mmm..Cheese fries. So we pigged out and crap, and Lindsey shows up! Then...I was like, "Hey Brittany, Mark's playing poker tonite, let's see if we can go." and she gets all excited, because its poker! and poker=fun and money in the case of bets. Soo..we call up Mark and he goes "No, theres like a million people at my house." Then we all get the bright idea, lets do a better job of forking his yard. Once again..you know this is going to bed sad. We go to Krogers, and get toilet paper, and forks. It was great because Brittany made sure she got the kind that would take a long time to dissolve. Then we go up to Brittany's, Park the cars, and get out and start walking towards Marks. Well..alas, I spot Ryan, and I go "Oh shit, boyfriend going outside the house, RUN RUN RUN!" so we all run, we're out of breath, and we're carring toilet paper. Then we decide to walk back, but Ryan is STILL there, so we get freaked again, and run to Santo's car. So hes like "ok, grab on to the back of the truck and I'll take ya'll up there" But he drives off without us! So we're stuck there, then we go over behind Mark's fence, and don't know what to do. Ryan's outside, and we're going to get caught. So, they're telling me, call him up and distract him, NOW! So I did, but Taylor picks up (I realized this when he said I love you, because it didn't have the same ring to it). I hang up, go "Oh shit, that wasn't my boyfriend.." and alas, we basically get caught. Then I start running more, like a deer in headlights. Taylor, Mark, Savannah, Ryan, Kevin, and Craig all come outside, to see us, and me running around like an idiot. Mark then tells me that he knows about "PA" and "emo pancakes" and we're screwed. Then I'm informed if anything happens to his yard, it's getting pinned on me. So we decided to give up for a while there, then they tell me, go walk over to Ryan, he looks sad. So I'm walking like an idiot at first, and I get over there, and he's sitting, looking absolutely adorable! So I'm like "Hey cutie!" and hes like, staring at the water, not playing poker. So then all the girls come over, and they're hanging with us, and I started to sing in the rain, and we sang "the Internet is for porn" it was pretty great! I love those girls to death! Then they decided to leave us alone for a bit, and then I see them drive back, so they asked if I was going to get a ride from Brittany, and I did. Brittany and I then get the great idea to go and at least write "EMO" in forks and toilet paper, and try to get toilet paper to stay on his fence. Well..that didn't get to last all that long, a car kept circling around us the whole time, so we go to Brittany's, talk to Matt (her brother) and then go to drop me off, after brittany and i throw some more toilet paper. Well...After Brittany slammed her door, and we drove off..Apparently Mark and Ryan heard us. They call me up, and go "you guys, you must have run out of forks." but we didnt, then they read it right. So we go drive back over there, and its a war now..they get up when we drive by, but we turned the other way, and we tried to get prepared. So we have all this toilet paper, and we're ready. We hop out of the car, and bam, we're nailed with jelly and bread. It was all over Brittanys pants, and I had some on mine too. Then we all duke it out, well..mainly Brittany and Mark (she was dragged across his yard) and gosh...soo funny. Mark even took her car a few times. Well..then we left, and its very obivious that Mark was mad at us, but...It was all good. I got to hang with Ryan for about a half hour while this was happening, and it was good. Such a great night!

<3 Ashley