Talks with Santa
In honor of me sitting on Santa's lap...I decided to talk to Santa online...
ConverseShlee77: hi santa
SantaClaus: Hi. It's you! Again! I've got a special free gift for you! A Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree yet?
ConverseShlee77: mp
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
ConverseShlee77: well..i have a list for you
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
ConverseShlee77: menu
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
ConverseShlee77: 2
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
ConverseShlee77: Uh...I want...a pony!
SantaClaus:
Ho Ho!, Well, always wear your safety gear!
What else is at the top of your list?
ConverseShlee77: a dog
SantaClaus:
What would your last Christmas wish be?
ConverseShlee77: a bmw
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song
ConverseShlee77: kjklsdjaflkajslkfjewklrfr cjmokedcm, edcek,wefaCfa
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
ConverseShlee77: i didnt say hanukka
SantaClaus: Hanukka is a wonderful celebration of a miracle that should be a lesson for us all.
ConverseShlee77: what about kwanzza
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
ConverseShlee77: I like kwanzza
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
ConverseShlee77: hanukka
SantaClaus: I hope your Hanukah was happy and full of love.
ConverseShlee77: it was...but i dont celebrate hanukah
SantaClaus: What a great celebration. But I am glad I don't have to deliver for 8 nights!
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: Ah, see? The Christmas spirit is in you! Now I want you to spread that smile to as many people as you can!
ConverseShlee77: that would be funny
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.
ConverseShlee77: teehee
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus:
I'm glad I could make you smile.
ConverseShlee77: you always make me smily
SantaClaus: Ug. I would rather not. I've got enough things on my mind this time of year.
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!
ConverseShlee77: you dont want to make me smile?
SantaClaus: No.
ConverseShlee77: WHAT?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
ConverseShlee77: that's a lump of coal for you
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
ConverseShlee77: what?
SantaClaus: Well, need you to be clearer. Elves didn't quite understand the last thing you typed.
ConverseShlee77: Elves suck
SantaClaus: Naw, elves rule.
ConverseShlee77: well..you keep making them sound evil
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
ConverseShlee77: hey....I'm not scrooge
SantaClaus:
Hello again.
ConverseShlee77: wtf
SantaClaus: Oh my, this should be a lot easier! You need to relax and let the Christmas sprit flow.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: No?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
ConverseShlee77: mm hmmm
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
ConverseShlee77: shutu p
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
ConverseShlee77: *shut up
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
ConverseShlee77: quit hitting on me
SantaClaus: I've asked my head elf, and he says that the elves have special retirement communities in the Caribbean, where it's nice and warm!
ConverseShlee77: I didnt even ask you that
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
ConverseShlee77: i like blue
SantaClaus: Oh well. Never mind then.
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.
ConverseShlee77: sucks for you
SantaClaus: Careful. They travel in packs.
ConverseShlee77: what?
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?
ConverseShlee77: Santa..You are really fat...
SantaClaus: It's cold in that sleigh. I need a few pounds to keep me warm!
ConverseShlee77: O really
SantaClaus: Indeed
ConverseShlee77: Are you sure you dont need to go on to DR PHIL!?
SantaClaus: Do you think so?
ConverseShlee77: Yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
ConverseShlee77: Yes we are
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.
ConverseShlee77: Are you going to give me a pony for christmas?
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
ConverseShlee77: Santa...are you going to be extremly overweight after christmas?
SantaClaus:
As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
ConverseShlee77: I think my mom delivers all the presents...
SantaClaus: Santa knows it can be tough to find a gift for that special lady; you might want to try looking here:
Gifts For Her
ConverseShlee77: Uh...I dont think you understand what I'm saying...
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
ConverseShlee77: You are a robot...You are not real
SantaClaus:
Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
ConverseShlee77: Well....
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
ConverseShlee77: w/e
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
ConverseShlee77: idk
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
ConverseShlee77: shut up
SantaClaus: If you say so.
ConverseShlee77: ok
SantaClaus: Good.
ConverseShlee77: well..I'm going to bed santa
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
ConverseShlee77: bye
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
Silly santa....
<3 Ashley
ConverseShlee77: hi santa
SantaClaus: Hi. It's you! Again! I've got a special free gift for you! A Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree yet?
ConverseShlee77: mp
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
ConverseShlee77: well..i have a list for you
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
ConverseShlee77: menu
SantaClaus: I've got my list, here's yours! Type a number and I'll tell you more.
1 - A Free Gift 4U!
2 - Tell Santa
3 - Tell Buddies What U Want
4 - Track a Shopping List
5 - Play Xmas Hangman
6 - Vote on Xmas Songs
7 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
8 - Send E-Cards
9 - Listen to Xmas Music
ConverseShlee77: 2
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
ConverseShlee77: Uh...I want...a pony!
SantaClaus:
Ho Ho!, Well, always wear your safety gear!
What else is at the top of your list?
ConverseShlee77: a dog
SantaClaus:
What would your last Christmas wish be?
ConverseShlee77: a bmw
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song
ConverseShlee77: kjklsdjaflkajslkfjewklrfr cjmokedcm, edcek,wefaCfa
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
ConverseShlee77: i didnt say hanukka
SantaClaus: Hanukka is a wonderful celebration of a miracle that should be a lesson for us all.
ConverseShlee77: what about kwanzza
SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what?
ConverseShlee77: I like kwanzza
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
ConverseShlee77: hanukka
SantaClaus: I hope your Hanukah was happy and full of love.
ConverseShlee77: it was...but i dont celebrate hanukah
SantaClaus: What a great celebration. But I am glad I don't have to deliver for 8 nights!
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: Ah, see? The Christmas spirit is in you! Now I want you to spread that smile to as many people as you can!
ConverseShlee77: that would be funny
SantaClaus: Hee Hee.
ConverseShlee77: teehee
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus:
I'm glad I could make you smile.
ConverseShlee77: you always make me smily
SantaClaus: Ug. I would rather not. I've got enough things on my mind this time of year.
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!
ConverseShlee77: you dont want to make me smile?
SantaClaus: No.
ConverseShlee77: WHAT?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
ConverseShlee77: that's a lump of coal for you
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
ConverseShlee77: what?
SantaClaus: Well, need you to be clearer. Elves didn't quite understand the last thing you typed.
ConverseShlee77: Elves suck
SantaClaus: Naw, elves rule.
ConverseShlee77: well..you keep making them sound evil
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
ConverseShlee77: hey....I'm not scrooge
SantaClaus:
Hello again.
ConverseShlee77: wtf
SantaClaus: Oh my, this should be a lot easier! You need to relax and let the Christmas sprit flow.
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: No?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
ConverseShlee77: mm hmmm
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
ConverseShlee77: shutu p
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
ConverseShlee77: *shut up
ConverseShlee77: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
ConverseShlee77: quit hitting on me
SantaClaus: I've asked my head elf, and he says that the elves have special retirement communities in the Caribbean, where it's nice and warm!
ConverseShlee77: I didnt even ask you that
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
ConverseShlee77: i like blue
SantaClaus: Oh well. Never mind then.
ConverseShlee77: haha
SantaClaus: If you like the way you feel -- please remember spread the Christmas spirit to others. There are long and lonely faces everywhere who need our help.
ConverseShlee77: sucks for you
SantaClaus: Careful. They travel in packs.
ConverseShlee77: what?
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?
ConverseShlee77: Santa..You are really fat...
SantaClaus: It's cold in that sleigh. I need a few pounds to keep me warm!
ConverseShlee77: O really
SantaClaus: Indeed
ConverseShlee77: Are you sure you dont need to go on to DR PHIL!?
SantaClaus: Do you think so?
ConverseShlee77: Yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
ConverseShlee77: Yes we are
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
ConverseShlee77: yes
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.
ConverseShlee77: Are you going to give me a pony for christmas?
SantaClaus: My goodness!
You certainly are direct! Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
ConverseShlee77: Santa...are you going to be extremly overweight after christmas?
SantaClaus:
As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
ConverseShlee77: I think my mom delivers all the presents...
SantaClaus: Santa knows it can be tough to find a gift for that special lady; you might want to try looking here:
Gifts For Her
ConverseShlee77: Uh...I dont think you understand what I'm saying...
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
ConverseShlee77: You are a robot...You are not real
SantaClaus:
Of course I am real. As long as you believe in me, I will be real.
ConverseShlee77: Well....
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
ConverseShlee77: w/e
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
ConverseShlee77: idk
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
ConverseShlee77: shut up
SantaClaus: If you say so.
ConverseShlee77: ok
SantaClaus: Good.
ConverseShlee77: well..I'm going to bed santa
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
ConverseShlee77: bye
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
Silly santa....
<3 Ashley