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So im on the phone with jenna being awesome as usual and we decided it was necessary to post a list of things never to do...ready go!
1. take sexy pictures and post them online praising one self
2. get arrested for being stupid with substances
3. be a dirty hippie
a. not shaving
b. pretending your one with the environment
c. riding a bike instead of a car
4. wear zip ups for babys
5. get horrible skunky highlights
6. drive a jeep liberty (with a few exceptions)
7. in not out
8. not be jewish
9. be a republican
a. vote for the green party
10. using weed as an excuse to do something stupid
11. drive drunk
12. be a gangster
13. use big words to sound smart
14. put up a lame away message
a. announcing that youre sleeping
b. "away"
c. announce that youre at school
d. "leave love"
e. obnoxiously long schedules
f. internet glitter
15. have an emotional blog
a. commit suicide when the internet is down and you cant update your blog
b. make friends through your blog
16. not be awesome
to be continued...
1. take sexy pictures and post them online praising one self
2. get arrested for being stupid with substances
3. be a dirty hippie
a. not shaving
b. pretending your one with the environment
c. riding a bike instead of a car
4. wear zip ups for babys
5. get horrible skunky highlights
6. drive a jeep liberty (with a few exceptions)
7. in not out
8. not be jewish
9. be a republican
a. vote for the green party
10. using weed as an excuse to do something stupid
11. drive drunk
12. be a gangster
13. use big words to sound smart
14. put up a lame away message
a. announcing that youre sleeping
b. "away"
c. announce that youre at school
d. "leave love"
e. obnoxiously long schedules
f. internet glitter
15. have an emotional blog
a. commit suicide when the internet is down and you cant update your blog
b. make friends through your blog
16. not be awesome
to be continued...