Ooh, get me!
I'm off to the theatre with some people from work tonight. It's a comedy night. There isn't anybody famous on, it's all new up-and-coming acts. I hope there isn't an open mic bit, because my workmates are bound to egg me on to get up there. The problem is that I can only think of three jokes off the top of my head that aren't particularly offensive. Two of them are about the French, while the third is a mother-in-law joke. I'm not going to have too much to drink, because I have to be up early in the morning to collect a package from the post office. Jenna will know what I'm talking about. ;)