life lessons do not spring from romantic comedies

[iamreallyarobot]

this is going to be like in the movies when the dude listens to his buddies advice and doesn't get the girl and then, after many humorous mishaps, finds that if he had followed his own advice he could have had her years ago.

oh, also,
does anyone know where to get cheap jeans that fit?
also if you wear a size 4 - 6 in women's pants what do you wear in men or boys?