Special Update: Things to be learned from Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
(There will be spoilers in here, so if you haven't seen it yet, turn back now. This is your final warning.)
1. ALWAYS carry a flashlight. You never know when you'll be transported to a world where they don't have them, and they're always handy.
2. If a little girl is trying to convince you of something (especially if she's been proven right before), you should probably listen to her.
3. Two kings are fine. (of course, one is high king, and the other is just king, but... well... never mind about that part...) Having three kings is far too many. There will be fights. Even more fights than when there were two.
4. If you have previously been saved by a grand hero (especially a Jesus allegory character) you should probably wait to do anything that would endanger lives until he comes back.
5. In an argument, the person whose idea is shrugged off will be the person who is right. They, of course, will be noble about it, with no "I told you so" dances.
6. If you are a female and team up with a prince, and are around the same age (not counting the years that have added up if you were gone from a certain world *hint hint*) you will fall for him.
7. The enemy will always find a way to screw you over, even if they have surrendered.
8. Revenge is bad. You should never get revenge on someone, because most likely, someone else will do your dirty work for you, and you still get to feel like a good person. It may seem that you were stupid to not take revenge, but you'll win in the end. (of course)
9. Anyone that asks for blood (even a drop) is bad. Don't make any deals with them.
10. Lions rule!
1. ALWAYS carry a flashlight. You never know when you'll be transported to a world where they don't have them, and they're always handy.
2. If a little girl is trying to convince you of something (especially if she's been proven right before), you should probably listen to her.
3. Two kings are fine. (of course, one is high king, and the other is just king, but... well... never mind about that part...) Having three kings is far too many. There will be fights. Even more fights than when there were two.
4. If you have previously been saved by a grand hero (especially a Jesus allegory character) you should probably wait to do anything that would endanger lives until he comes back.
5. In an argument, the person whose idea is shrugged off will be the person who is right. They, of course, will be noble about it, with no "I told you so" dances.
6. If you are a female and team up with a prince, and are around the same age (not counting the years that have added up if you were gone from a certain world *hint hint*) you will fall for him.
7. The enemy will always find a way to screw you over, even if they have surrendered.
8. Revenge is bad. You should never get revenge on someone, because most likely, someone else will do your dirty work for you, and you still get to feel like a good person. It may seem that you were stupid to not take revenge, but you'll win in the end. (of course)
9. Anyone that asks for blood (even a drop) is bad. Don't make any deals with them.
10. Lions rule!