New part to the Door Story!
Hey as you lest read (anyone who has read this that is) we last lest Rosie running off towars Powell, screaming that the Spoons were killing everyone! so here is more...enjoy! (to make it so you can tell my part from my friend Camille's I will color coat them...Camille's will be in red and mind will be black.
As you zoom away to Powell Screaming, you see Burger King fly by (Literally). With your mouth hanging open in amazement you turn swiftly and look at Burger King which had miraculously grown wings and was floating along about 1 inch from the ground.
You shrug. “Oh well, I’m hungry!” and jump in through the takeout window.
Once you get into Burger King’s takeout window, you walk up to the counter
“Can I get a bacon Cheese Burger to go please?” You say as you pay the casher, and move off to the side as you wait for your food.
“Sally?” You turn to see your good friend Rosie standing behind you.
“Rosie, Hi,” You say smiling “Did you see all the freshmen dressed as spoons killing everyone?” You ask.
“Yeah, I saw them, right before I left to come here. got to see them kill Justin Stanfill!” She says grinning (everyone knew she hated him). Grabbing your food you start to leave, but stop right before you got to the door.
“Hey Rosie, want to go to Brandon’s house with me, so we can find a way to stop the freshmen class from killing everyone in the school!?” You ask.
“Sure,” reply's Rosie as she follows you to the door which has a slide attached so you can get safely down to the ground.
As you slide down you hear a noise. It goes, ‘Tralalalalalala, Woo-oo, Woo-oo, Neoowwy, clunk-a-punk-plunk’.
Before you can even ask Rosie, you reach the end and hit...water?! You start sinking but all of a sudden you feel something pull you up. You glance down to see your boobs swelling to size 36M! They are pulling you to the surface like huge buoys. You grab for Rosie dragging her upwards. When you break the surface you look around slowly. Your in the Atlantic Ocean!
“Whaaa?!” you yell “Where in the flying crack monkeys are we?!”
You and Rosie glance around looking at the serene surface of the water when behind you the water blasts up in the air 2,000 feet. You look around for whatever broke the water but your boobs get in the way.
“Uh...Rosie?” You ask embarrassed, “Um...can you push these down for me?”
She gives you an interesting look. (Can it be that she wants to?) and reaches her hands above your gigantic boobs to push them down. You cringe ‘Think of Johnny Depp, Think of Johnny Depp’ You mentally scold yourself.
“Uh, Sally?” Rosie asks. “They aren’t going down. There Alive!!!” She’s interrupted by a clicking noise behind the two of you.
“Oh crap! We forgot to check behind us! Rosie push my boobs to the side so that I’ll turn. Hurry, hurry, hurry!” Quickly she turns you just to shut you up.
Well, you find out what made the 2,000 foot splash...It was a tiny baby dolphin.
“Chck, Chck, Click-a-Chck. Churk, Churk”. It says
“Huh?” you yell.
Rosie pushes you aside saying, “Get out of the way, I speak fluent dolphin.” She turns toward the dolphin ready to talk but she is interrupted.
“Churk. Click,” it begins. “Clickrrr, ahem, hem *cough* Sorry ‘bout that, I have a cold”. Yours mouth drops open which is unfortunate since your floating in the ocean but you just cough up saltwater. “Hello, I am a bottle-nosed dolphin and my name is Annamarlea-Poopdeck, and I want you to come with me.”
“Where are we going?” Rosie asks.
“Why, down, down to the bottom of the sea, come on.”
“Um...” You point out your boobs.
“Oh yes, that” He takes his nose and bursts your boobs. Then he grabs you and Rosie and drags both of you down, down to the bottom.
Once you get down, down to the bottom, you are greeted by the most amazing sight that you have ever seen...
You see a bar, your guess is it’s where all the fish go to get drunk. Following Annamarlea-Poopdeck you and Rosie enter the bar (which name is “The deep Blue”) Once you three get in, Annamarlea-Poopdeck leads you to a small table in the far corner.
Once seated you glance around the room to see a table not to far from your with a group of electric eels doing the electric slide. Glancing at Rosie the two of you burst out laughing, as the waitress comes swimming over.
“What can I get you?” She says.
After placing you order and eating your food (which is a little watered down). You glance at your watch (Which is water proof).
“Wow, it’s already 7pm. Rosie we should be going” You say getting up and allowing Annamarlea-Poopdeck to lead you back to the surface.
“Need some help up?” Asks the harbor master who helps you and Rosie out of the water.
“Thanks,” you say as you flash him a smile “My names Sally, and this is my friend Rosie,” You say as you extend your hand to shake his.
“Hi Sally, Rosie. My name is Orlando Bloom, and this is my good buddy Johnny Depp,” he says as he reaches to shake your hand, and nods to his friend, who walks over to the three of you.
“Hi,” Says Rosie strolling up to Johnny “Your kinda cute! Has anyone ever told you that?” She asks as she bats her eyes.
“Yeah, I get that all the time, say you wouldn’t want to go and check out my collection of balls would you?” (His collection of “balls” eh’?) He asks Rosie who nods in reply allowing herself to be lead away my Johnny. Leaving you all alone with Orlando (Hmm I wonder what will happen next!).