Fun times in miami
So me and katie got on the road for miami around the ass crack of dawn. It was pretty uneventful b/c katie slept most of the way but i had more fun when we got to erin's house. We went to south beach and chilled there for a while watching topless sunbathers. We met up with erin's parents and they took us to some greek restaurant called Taverna Opa. They told me that they had belly dancers that dance on the tables. Of course me being me, i thought hey, that's cool, they have a stage so you can watch belly dancers while you eat.
Heh that's what i thought. We just got our baklava when a bunch of the waiters started yelling opa really loud and then they started throwing napkins everywhere. It was fun to watch, everything was covered with napkins and people were throwing their own napkins too. Then they cranked up the music really loud so that i couldn't even hear erin talking and she was sitting right next to me yelling. Anyway, the hottest belly dancer i've ever seen came out of the back room and started doing her thing. Next thing i know she was standing on one of the tables where people were still eating. I couldn't stop staring at her, it was like her hips weren't attached to anything the way she was dancing. I guess i didn't notice erin and katie yelling to her to come to our table. She came too!!! And then she started dancing on me and made me get up on the table with her. I couldn't say no b/c there was like 200 other people in there yelling opa and telling me to get up there with her so i did. Me, belly dancing on a table, TOTALLY SOBER!!! Yeah that was definately a first. I think it was erin's mom that handed me a couple dollar bills to slip into her pants. I wasn't going to complain about anything so did. After the dinner, we went back to erin's and just chilled in the hot tub the rest of the night. *note to self: get erin and katie to flash more often* :)
Anyhoo, sunday afternoon, we had to head back to gville. We picked up david on the way up cuz he lived in sarasota so he was on the way anyway. It was pretty late when we got back into town so they all just crashed at my place. We found leftover beer from the bbq we had before left last week and drank that. We wanted more so we went to buy some but it turns out you can't buy alcohol in alachua after 11 pm on sundays :( We just drank the vodka i had laying around in my room drunk erin insisted on playing spin the bottle so we did but she made up a bunch of rules. I couldn't really keep them straight but all i know is got to give and take body shots from erin and katie and me and david got lap dances from both erin and katie. Yada yada yada maked out with erin yada yada yada made out with katie yada yada yada drank some more yada yada yada katie threw up yada yada yada then end.
Heh that's what i thought. We just got our baklava when a bunch of the waiters started yelling opa really loud and then they started throwing napkins everywhere. It was fun to watch, everything was covered with napkins and people were throwing their own napkins too. Then they cranked up the music really loud so that i couldn't even hear erin talking and she was sitting right next to me yelling. Anyway, the hottest belly dancer i've ever seen came out of the back room and started doing her thing. Next thing i know she was standing on one of the tables where people were still eating. I couldn't stop staring at her, it was like her hips weren't attached to anything the way she was dancing. I guess i didn't notice erin and katie yelling to her to come to our table. She came too!!! And then she started dancing on me and made me get up on the table with her. I couldn't say no b/c there was like 200 other people in there yelling opa and telling me to get up there with her so i did. Me, belly dancing on a table, TOTALLY SOBER!!! Yeah that was definately a first. I think it was erin's mom that handed me a couple dollar bills to slip into her pants. I wasn't going to complain about anything so did. After the dinner, we went back to erin's and just chilled in the hot tub the rest of the night. *note to self: get erin and katie to flash more often* :)
Anyhoo, sunday afternoon, we had to head back to gville. We picked up david on the way up cuz he lived in sarasota so he was on the way anyway. It was pretty late when we got back into town so they all just crashed at my place. We found leftover beer from the bbq we had before left last week and drank that. We wanted more so we went to buy some but it turns out you can't buy alcohol in alachua after 11 pm on sundays :( We just drank the vodka i had laying around in my room drunk erin insisted on playing spin the bottle so we did but she made up a bunch of rules. I couldn't really keep them straight but all i know is got to give and take body shots from erin and katie and me and david got lap dances from both erin and katie. Yada yada yada maked out with erin yada yada yada made out with katie yada yada yada drank some more yada yada yada katie threw up yada yada yada then end.