Bad Movie
Fri. June 20, 2008
I saw this movie yesterday. The name of it is "Cloverfield". What is that supposed to mean? If you plan on watching it take my advice, don't! If you don't want to know about it and are afraid I will "spoil" it for you, skip this entry.
Anyway, captions on the box should read: "Blair Witch meets Godzilla" and "The feel-bad movie of the year!" and "Watch this movie then go out and kill yourself!" or "If you are contemplating suicide, watch this first; it will make it easier!"
Logic and reason take a back seat in this hopeless waste of time. I kept waiting for the movie to start as each character met their demise. The viewer is mildly amused at the party scene; then the spaghetti hits and keeps hitting the fan till you are left hanging at the end. If I thought misery and hopelessness was entertaining, I would have stayed married to the wicked witch of the north, (family knows who that is).
I'll never watch this movie again! I would rather give birth to a crystalline entity.
"Look an impossibly large and indestructible creature has inexpilcably appeared in the city, let's run toward the danger! ( They should all have been wearing, "I'm with stupid" tee shirts.)
"My girlfriend is probably dead, but let's make sure and go into that building that is falling down." They find her and she is almost dead but miraculously a piece of rebar has gone completly through her body but missed all of her vital organs. "Let's pull her off of it". ("You may feel a little pinch")
Will the guy with the camera get anywhere with his love interest before she turns into an exploding blood bomb? Oops, sorry, I guess not! On the plus side, I can't wait to see the parody. Oh, wait a minute, was that a parody?
I saw this movie yesterday. The name of it is "Cloverfield". What is that supposed to mean? If you plan on watching it take my advice, don't! If you don't want to know about it and are afraid I will "spoil" it for you, skip this entry.
Anyway, captions on the box should read: "Blair Witch meets Godzilla" and "The feel-bad movie of the year!" and "Watch this movie then go out and kill yourself!" or "If you are contemplating suicide, watch this first; it will make it easier!"
Logic and reason take a back seat in this hopeless waste of time. I kept waiting for the movie to start as each character met their demise. The viewer is mildly amused at the party scene; then the spaghetti hits and keeps hitting the fan till you are left hanging at the end. If I thought misery and hopelessness was entertaining, I would have stayed married to the wicked witch of the north, (family knows who that is).
I'll never watch this movie again! I would rather give birth to a crystalline entity.
"Look an impossibly large and indestructible creature has inexpilcably appeared in the city, let's run toward the danger! ( They should all have been wearing, "I'm with stupid" tee shirts.)
"My girlfriend is probably dead, but let's make sure and go into that building that is falling down." They find her and she is almost dead but miraculously a piece of rebar has gone completly through her body but missed all of her vital organs. "Let's pull her off of it". ("You may feel a little pinch")
Will the guy with the camera get anywhere with his love interest before she turns into an exploding blood bomb? Oops, sorry, I guess not! On the plus side, I can't wait to see the parody. Oh, wait a minute, was that a parody?