Apr 07, 2009 01:29
I eat cayenne pepper like it's my job. I keep sneezing and I feeeeeel reallllly laaaaaarge. it was a great sandwich; avocado, red pepper, sweet pepper, tomato, cucumber, romaine, havarti dill, hot mustard TOASTED. whoa.
I'm supersupersuper paranoid. this boy keeps banging on my door at all hours of the night, calling me while standing at my door. you can see through the blinds by the front windows and it's creepy. I don't want to walk around. I keep still. I quit playing my music. he keeps showing up places where I'm at looking for me. holy shit, dude. you can't keep yr cool? yr not my bff and you won't ever be my bf. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.srsly. plus, he smells. bad bad bad.
I got drunk in the park and played on the swings. I was eatin' giant pickles! there were people and dogs and monkey bars and HOLY SHIT I HAVE NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH.
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