"Just tryin' to kill the pain..."

[iamnotacamwhore]

Road Test Instructors are the lowest form of life on the planet. Ukyou's was a particularly nasty strain. Here's a conversational snippet, from the test:

UKYOU: "So, do you usually get younger people taking the test?"
ASSHOLIC INSTRUCTOR: "....."
Okay, so maybe he's just not a fan of small talk.

A little later,
UKYOU: "Oh, sorry. Was that the wrong lane?"
FUCKHEAD: "....."
Ukyou began to wonder if there was some sort of problem here. So,
UKYOU: "Are you allowed to talk at all?"
UTTER DICK: "....."
Okay, so maybe he just can't hear.

But then,
COCK-KNOCKER: "Turn off at this exit."
A-ha! A chance for Ukyou to test his hypothesis!
UKYOU: "You mean Exit 62?" [The exit after next]
DOG-RAPIST: "No, Exit 61."


Later on, Ukyou did get a little bit of small-talk out of the bastard. Right after the driving test, we got this little gem:
ANAL-GOBLIN: "Boy, are you on drugs?"
UKYOU: "Just my ADHD medication."
ASSHOLE OF MYTHOLOGICAL PROPORTIONS: *sneer* "ADD isn't real."
UKYOU:

HIGH-OVERLORD OF DOUCHEBAGGERY: "They tried to say my son had it, so I sent him off to military school."
UKYOU:

"In the cold November Rain",
Ukyou out.