"You know, I like my girls a little bit older."
This post will be even more rambling and incoherent than usual. Ukyou has decided to update, but could not decide how to update. As such, you get all of Ukyou's half-thoughts until he gets bored. Enjoy. 
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The hell is wrong with you, Comedy Central? I get it, you bought the licenses to Billy Madison, My Cousin Vinny, and Joe Dirt. NO ONE CARES. Stop playing those three movies back-to-back-to-back all day every day.
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Barking
Verb
a.k.a. "Babylonian Tattoos", Barking is the act of stripping away several layers of skin, usually in a deliberate design. Naturally, infection is nigh-assured.
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He grits his teeth, and tries to relax. Luckily, the job's simple - just a grouping of lines and triangles, in a "tribal" design - because the scalpel's a little too dull for anything complicated.
A trickle of blood begins to roll down his back as the incision starts. It doesn't get bigger but it doesn't stop either, just keeps running down his back in a non-stop stream. A brief spurt as the barker cuts too deep takes him out of the monotony of simple pain and reminds him what he's doing.
He's alive, and he'll have this moment forever.
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Ukyou's life is a comedy of fuckin' errors. You ever have those moments where you're so sick you just want to do anything to make it end? Yeh. Ukyou gets those. Got one last night, actually. Fell asleep while trying to decide who to call first. Felt better in the morning. Hmph. Kind of pissed, actually. Would've made things easier; now Ukyou has to live.
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Random announcement: teh Vassago enjoys corn more than waffles, and enjoys chop steak more than corn. What in the name of Inari-kami spawned this animal?
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"I just wanna use your love, tonight....",
Ukyou out.
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The hell is wrong with you, Comedy Central? I get it, you bought the licenses to Billy Madison, My Cousin Vinny, and Joe Dirt. NO ONE CARES. Stop playing those three movies back-to-back-to-back all day every day.
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Barking
Verb
a.k.a. "Babylonian Tattoos", Barking is the act of stripping away several layers of skin, usually in a deliberate design. Naturally, infection is nigh-assured.
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He grits his teeth, and tries to relax. Luckily, the job's simple - just a grouping of lines and triangles, in a "tribal" design - because the scalpel's a little too dull for anything complicated.
A trickle of blood begins to roll down his back as the incision starts. It doesn't get bigger but it doesn't stop either, just keeps running down his back in a non-stop stream. A brief spurt as the barker cuts too deep takes him out of the monotony of simple pain and reminds him what he's doing.
He's alive, and he'll have this moment forever.
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Ukyou's life is a comedy of fuckin' errors. You ever have those moments where you're so sick you just want to do anything to make it end? Yeh. Ukyou gets those. Got one last night, actually. Fell asleep while trying to decide who to call first. Felt better in the morning. Hmph. Kind of pissed, actually. Would've made things easier; now Ukyou has to live.
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Random announcement: teh Vassago enjoys corn more than waffles, and enjoys chop steak more than corn. What in the name of Inari-kami spawned this animal?
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"I just wanna use your love, tonight....",
Ukyou out.