haha best convo ever

Feb 27, 2008 16:33

Jeni and i are pure propaganda :)

i was going to bold the ones that i liked the most but then you will just skim it and i don't think is something you should skim. fondness will be noted by extreme laughing after quote.

enjoy <333



NoHayExcuza (3:13:15 PM): barack obama just lent me his jacket
ohs0loverly (3:15:01 PM): barack obama just smoked me out
ohs0loverly (3:15:02 PM): hahahahaha
NoHayExcuza (3:15:24 PM): hillary clinton doesn't call the next day
ohs0loverly (3:15:27 PM): barack obama just offered me coke
NoHayExcuza (3:15:31 PM):
ohs0loverly (3:15:37 PM): hilary clinton ate all your sushi
NoHayExcuza (3:15:42 PM): haha no that was hillary dressed up as obama!
ohs0loverly (3:15:47 PM): hilary clinton humped your boyfriend
NoHayExcuza (3:16:17 PM): sucha bitch
NoHayExcuza (3:16:38 PM): barack obama just put me on his top 8
ohs0loverly (3:17:03 PM): barack obama just super poked me
ohs0loverly (3:17:22 PM): hilary clinton left the toilet seat up
NoHayExcuza (3:17:28 PM): barack obama just earned me 100000 lost trivia points
ohs0loverly (3:17:31 PM): hilary clinton clogged your toilet
ohs0loverly (3:17:44 PM): hilary clinton didn't do her dirty dishes
NoHayExcuza (3:17:52 PM): barack obama just gave me an in depth explination of mirror matter
NoHayExcuza (3:18:04 PM): hillary clinton is tony challenger
NoHayExcuza (3:19:07 PM): barack obama loves my brain
NoHayExcuza (3:26:20 PM): so when should we have the next game night
ohs0loverly (3:33:47 PM): sunday
ohs0loverly (3:33:55 PM): hilary clinton dissed your dog
ohs0loverly (3:34:01 PM): hilary clinton cut a bitch
ohs0loverly (3:34:07 PM): barack obama tells great storys
ohs0loverly (3:34:17 PM): barack obama is a master at catch phrase
ohs0loverly (3:34:22 PM): barack obama braided my hair
ohs0loverly (3:34:33 PM): hilary clinton stole my favorite dress
ohs0loverly (3:34:42 PM): hilary clinton barrowed my shoes and never gave them back
NoHayExcuza (3:38:18 PM): hillary clinton sideswiped me then denied it later
NoHayExcuza (3:38:24 PM): hillary clinton car jacked me
NoHayExcuza (3:38:36 PM): hillary clinton doesn't care about black people
ohs0loverly (3:41:53 PM): hilary clinton denys she is gay even though there is photographic proof
ohs0loverly (3:42:01 PM): hilary clinton would have aborted you
ohs0loverly (3:42:03 PM): hahahaha!!@!!!
ohs0loverly (3:42:04 PM): omg
NoHayExcuza (3:42:42 PM): lol omg she woulllllld
ohs0loverly (3:42:46 PM): hahaha
NoHayExcuza (3:43:23 PM): barack obama took me in after hillary clinton put me up for adoption
NoHayExcuza (3:44:22 PM): hillary clinton gave up on lost during the first season because she 'didn't get it'
NoHayExcuza (3:45:10 PM): hillary clinton is a nickleback fan
ohs0loverly (3:45:18 PM): hahahaha
NoHayExcuza (3:45:50 PM): hillary clinton wears white after labor day
NoHayExcuza (3:50:27 PM): hillary clinton has an obnoxious collection of beanie babies
ohs0loverly (3:53:16 PM): hilary clinton collects all her hair and nail trimmings
ohs0loverly (3:53:39 PM): hilary clinton secretly taped you while you were showering
ohs0loverly (3:53:53 PM): hilary clinton hooked up with monica lewinsky (sp?)
NoHayExcuza (3:57:40 PM): hillary clinton loves easter colors
ohs0loverly (3:57:58 PM): hilary clinton and jeni carle are best friends
ohs0loverly (3:58:01 PM): hahahahaha!!
ohs0loverly (3:58:08 PM): barack obama wants to adopt dawn nantes
ohs0loverly (3:58:10 PM):
NoHayExcuza (3:58:19 PM): hahaha! eff that
NoHayExcuza (3:58:35 PM): hillary clinton wants to date dawn nantes
NoHayExcuza (3:58:43 PM): barack obama wants to date jeni carle
NoHayExcuza (4:00:16 PM): hillary clinton did not sponsor me for the march of dimes
NoHayExcuza (4:00:30 PM): hillary clinton is unaware of breast cancer
ohs0loverly (4:02:54 PM): hilary clinton denys her mother visiting rights to her grandchild
ohs0loverly (4:03:04 PM): hilary clinton believes in salves
NoHayExcuza (4:03:25 PM): hillary clinton is a communist pig
NoHayExcuza (4:03:34 PM): hillary clinton and china are like bff
NoHayExcuza (4:03:55 PM): hillary clinton is still on friendster
NoHayExcuza (4:04:09 PM): hillary clinton never approves your hilarious comments
ohs0loverly (4:04:32 PM): hilary clinton gives horrible high fives
NoHayExcuza (4:05:21 PM): hillary clinton is notorious for causing the awkward silence
NoHayExcuza (4:05:32 PM): hillary clinton is the drunkest girl at the party
ohs0loverly (4:07:04 PM): hilary clinton wore the bands tee shirt to their show and played their cd the whole way to the venue
NoHayExcuza (4:07:21 PM): AHAHAHA
NoHayExcuza (4:07:22 PM): hahdsajlkf;
ohs0loverly (4:07:23 PM): hilary clinton wears grandma underware
ohs0loverly (4:07:39 PM): barack obama makes good tacos
NoHayExcuza (4:07:43 PM): hillary clinton gave the drummer a bj after the show
ohs0loverly (4:07:55 PM): barack obama asked the neardy girl to dance at his high school prom
NoHayExcuza (4:08:02 PM): aww
ohs0loverly (4:08:09 PM): barack obama doesn't download music illegaly
ohs0loverly (4:08:11 PM): hahaha
NoHayExcuza (4:08:25 PM): but hillary clinton still accused him of doing so
ohs0loverly (4:09:00 PM): barack obama told you about your cheating boyfriend
NoHayExcuza (4:11:40 PM): hillary clinton is a downey kid
ohs0loverly (4:12:05 PM): hahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!
NoHayExcuza (4:12:08 PM): barack obama nurses homeless kittens back to health
ohs0loverly (4:12:22 PM): hilary clinton told you a movie was really good but knew it was the worst movie ever
NoHayExcuza (4:12:24 PM): barack obama is a cheezburger fan
ohs0loverly (4:12:35 PM): barack obamas cat is on cheezburger
NoHayExcuza (4:12:40 PM): barack obama speaks fluent lolcat
ohs0loverly (4:12:46 PM): hilary clinton posts annoying club bulletins
NoHayExcuza (4:12:52 PM): flashy ones!
NoHayExcuza (4:13:25 PM): hillary clinton has a whole myspace album dedicated to the heist
NoHayExcuza (4:13:43 PM): hillary clinton always makes her friends drive so she doesnt get a dui
ohs0loverly (4:13:47 PM): hilary clinton is the secret funder of the heist
ohs0loverly (4:14:13 PM): hilary clinton started a fight at an underage club and blamed it on you
ohs0loverly (4:14:18 PM): hilary clinton is a horrible dancer
NoHayExcuza (4:14:27 PM): hillary clinton is an angry/emotional drunk
ohs0loverly (4:14:54 PM): hilary clinton requests biggie songs even though she is a tupac fan
NoHayExcuza (4:14:58 PM): hillary clinton updates her myspace status every 5 minutes
NoHayExcuza (4:15:18 PM): hillary clinton enjoys the taste of shark fin soup
NoHayExcuza (4:15:46 PM): hillary clinton didn't cry when princess diana passed away
ohs0loverly (4:16:38 PM): hilary clinton leaks to the paparazzi where britney spears is
NoHayExcuza (4:16:41 PM): hillary clinton says everything's fine even when everything's not fine
ohs0loverly (4:16:59 PM): hilary clinton doesn't lj-cut when she writes a long lj entry
ohs0loverly (4:17:17 PM): hilary clinton really likes whoopi goldberg
ohs0loverly (4:17:34 PM): hilary clinton rejected your myspace invite
ohs0loverly (4:17:46 PM): hilary clinton skips out on the check everytime she eats out
NoHayExcuza (4:18:01 PM): hillary clinton waits 5 minutes before IMing you back
ohs0loverly (4:18:02 PM): hilary clinton always asks to use your discount
ohs0loverly (4:18:14 PM): hilary clinton calls you drunk at 3am every weekend
NoHayExcuza (4:18:30 PM): barack obama bought you a disney pass for christmas
NoHayExcuza (4:18:46 PM): barack obama thought you could use a nice afternoon drive
ohs0loverly (4:18:53 PM): barack obama took messages for all your missed calls in detail
NoHayExcuza (4:18:54 PM): barack obama always offers to drive
ohs0loverly (4:19:25 PM): barack obama always comments on your new default pictures
ohs0loverly (4:19:39 PM): barack obama stood up for you when other people where talking shit
NoHayExcuza (4:19:39 PM): barack obama is the strongest adhesive on earth
ohs0loverly (4:19:57 PM): barack obama gives off the best natural scent humanly possible
NoHayExcuza (4:19:57 PM): barack obama has a picture of you in his heroes section
NoHayExcuza (4:20:07 PM): AHAHAAfdksld;jfaa!!1
ohs0loverly (4:20:27 PM): barack obama adds your song to his myspace even though it is really bad
ohs0loverly (4:20:37 PM): barack obama offers to clean your car
NoHayExcuza (4:20:44 PM): barack obama is the greatest fan of your life
NoHayExcuza (4:20:59 PM): barack obama is the wind beneath your wings
ohs0loverly (4:21:00 PM): barack obama saved you from getting hit by a fly ball at a baseball game
NoHayExcuza (4:21:13 PM): omg
NoHayExcuza (4:21:17 PM): hahahaaa!!
NoHayExcuza (4:21:32 PM): barack obama put his jacket over a puddle so you didnt have to get your shoes wet
ohs0loverly (4:21:56 PM): barack obama didn't make a gross face while eatting yoru gross food
NoHayExcuza (4:22:04 PM): barack obama didn't laugh at you when yo clumsy ass tripped over the throw rug in the living room
ohs0loverly (4:22:15 PM): barack obama knew the designer you were wearing before you even told him
NoHayExcuza (4:22:33 PM): barack obama appreciates what you're trying to convey in that painting
ohs0loverly (4:22:38 PM): barack obama gives 30% tips
NoHayExcuza (4:22:48 PM): barack obama enjoys your use of color
ohs0loverly (4:22:59 PM): hilary clinton hates your new haircut
NoHayExcuza (4:23:05 PM): barack obama thinks you're beautiful without makeup
ohs0loverly (4:23:12 PM): hilary clinton put to much sugar in yoru coffee
NoHayExcuza (4:23:14 PM): barack obama saved the kitty from the tree
NoHayExcuza (4:23:21 PM): hillary clinton wants you dead
ohs0loverly (4:23:35 PM): hilary clinton sent herself flowers to make her look popular on valentines day
NoHayExcuza (4:23:39 PM): hillary clinton took your dog to the pound for barking too loud at night
ohs0loverly (4:24:01 PM): hilary clinton is a member of peta
ohs0loverly (4:24:21 PM): hilary clinton eats meat in secret while calling herself a vegan
ohs0loverly (4:24:34 PM): hilary clintons pancakes aren't fluffy
NoHayExcuza (4:24:40 PM): hillary clinton always leaves food on her plate
ohs0loverly (4:24:47 PM): hilary clinton doesn't care about darfur
ohs0loverly (4:25:04 PM): hilary clinton denys the holocaust
NoHayExcuza (4:25:11 PM): hillary clinton bought you pink pearl instead of a kneaded eraser
ohs0loverly (4:25:34 PM): hilary clinton didn't really read your book even though she said she did and liked it
ohs0loverly (4:25:43 PM): hilary clinton makes you do all the heavy lifting
NoHayExcuza (4:26:19 PM): hillary clinton told you you looked cute even though that outfit makes your butt look big
ohs0loverly (4:26:20 PM): hilary clinton uses the term "nigga" infront of black people
ohs0loverly (4:26:30 PM): hahahaahha omg
NoHayExcuza (4:26:46 PM): haha!
ohs0loverly (4:26:46 PM): hilary clinton hit on your boyfriend while you were out of town
NoHayExcuza (4:27:19 PM): hillary clinton wears those annoying logo tees that say things like 'princess' and 'hottie' and '100% angel'
NoHayExcuza (4:27:36 PM): hillary clinton likes ugg boots
ohs0loverly (4:27:41 PM): hilary clinton thinks sweats are okie to wear as pants in public
NoHayExcuza (4:27:49 PM): hillary clinton is sponsored by crocs
ohs0loverly (4:27:57 PM): hilary clinton is the inspiration behind the apple bottom jeans boots with the fur song
NoHayExcuza (4:28:07 PM): hahaha!
ohs0loverly (4:28:09 PM): hilary clinton loves poly cotton blend
NoHayExcuza (4:28:26 PM): hillary clinton robbed a jewelry store and told them to make her a grill...they refused
ohs0loverly (4:28:29 PM): hilary clinton really wants to be on the real world to hook up
ohs0loverly (4:28:51 PM): hilary clinton was the real person who robbed the 4th street house twice
NoHayExcuza (4:28:56 PM): !!!
ohs0loverly (4:29:30 PM): hilary clinton denys she has cash to bums when she has tons of ones and change
ohs0loverly (4:29:41 PM): hilary clinton said no thanks to your food sample at the store
ohs0loverly (4:29:56 PM): hilary clinton wears old lady perfume and puts to much on so it offends your nose
NoHayExcuza (4:30:28 PM): hahahaha
NoHayExcuza (4:30:52 PM): hillary clinton left the front door open
NoHayExcuza (4:31:08 PM): and the refrigerator door!
ohs0loverly (4:31:22 PM): hilary clinton uses the AC to much running up your bill and never pays her share
NoHayExcuza (4:31:37 PM): hillary clinton curses in front of your parents
NoHayExcuza (4:32:03 PM): hillary clinton misuses the word irony
ohs0loverly (4:32:04 PM): hilary clinton says she is on the pill but really isn't
ohs0loverly (4:32:30 PM): hilary clinton got a boob job but claims they are real
ohs0loverly (4:33:43 PM): omg im done

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