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Alright, 6 'o clock in the fucking morning and time to post in my livejournal for the first time in like a month. I'm currently drinking a combination of Rockstar energy drink and Old Foghorn Barley Wine Style. Yep, you guessed it, I'm hanging out with Dave.
I've spent the past couple weeks fortifying my elitist narcissism with a healthy dose of corporate America. For those of you who don't know, I've recently enguaged in new employment with a networking company. I make salary, have a business cell phone, and get an expense check every month. I work full time. My job involves about 2 hours of driving each day, usually accompanied by an hour and a half lunch with my coworkers. Blah, blah, blah, I know you all don't give a shit, but I need to brag about this right now. I don't know why, but the important thing is this: I'm better than you. Just kidding. Or am I? Well don't worry, I'm sure I'll be miserable soon enough. Just wait it out.
In other news, I drove my car into a puddle and it broke the engine. The insurance company is paying to put a faster engine with 50,000 miles on it in my car. My old one had 135,000. I've got to shell out a $1,000 dollar deductable, but who gives a fuck? I'm getting a nearly brand new engine. I won't have to worry about buying a new car until about 2011. Plenty of time to save up some of this fat wad I'm making so I can buy a brand new sports car or some shit.
I can't wait to get back in school. I NEED to be studying some serious philosophy right now. I can't handle sitting around not expanding my knowledge. Considering I'm only taking two classes again next semester, I should be able to stay in college another 3 or 4 years before I'm forced to graduate. God I love the HOPE scholarship. I also can't wait for Jesse to move in and Melissa to come back to Atlanta. Yeah, that's right, Jesse is moving in with Brad and I. Get ready for Chamblee to turn from Chambodia into ChamJessiegettingdrunkandbreakingshitodia. j/k, j/k lol. You know I love you Jesse. It's gonna be great having another nerd in the house to counteract Brad's weirdness. One nerd isn't nearly enough to hold off the massive front of incense smoke, petchuli soaked hempware, and God knows what else Brad rubs on his stinking hippy persona.
Thanks for not reading any of that.
I've spent the past couple weeks fortifying my elitist narcissism with a healthy dose of corporate America. For those of you who don't know, I've recently enguaged in new employment with a networking company. I make salary, have a business cell phone, and get an expense check every month. I work full time. My job involves about 2 hours of driving each day, usually accompanied by an hour and a half lunch with my coworkers. Blah, blah, blah, I know you all don't give a shit, but I need to brag about this right now. I don't know why, but the important thing is this: I'm better than you. Just kidding. Or am I? Well don't worry, I'm sure I'll be miserable soon enough. Just wait it out.
In other news, I drove my car into a puddle and it broke the engine. The insurance company is paying to put a faster engine with 50,000 miles on it in my car. My old one had 135,000. I've got to shell out a $1,000 dollar deductable, but who gives a fuck? I'm getting a nearly brand new engine. I won't have to worry about buying a new car until about 2011. Plenty of time to save up some of this fat wad I'm making so I can buy a brand new sports car or some shit.
I can't wait to get back in school. I NEED to be studying some serious philosophy right now. I can't handle sitting around not expanding my knowledge. Considering I'm only taking two classes again next semester, I should be able to stay in college another 3 or 4 years before I'm forced to graduate. God I love the HOPE scholarship. I also can't wait for Jesse to move in and Melissa to come back to Atlanta. Yeah, that's right, Jesse is moving in with Brad and I. Get ready for Chamblee to turn from Chambodia into ChamJessiegettingdrunkandbreakingshitodia. j/k, j/k lol. You know I love you Jesse. It's gonna be great having another nerd in the house to counteract Brad's weirdness. One nerd isn't nearly enough to hold off the massive front of incense smoke, petchuli soaked hempware, and God knows what else Brad rubs on his stinking hippy persona.
Thanks for not reading any of that.