Reasons why not to have drunk ass people at your house: part deux
Drunk people get your crutches out from the secret crutch storage compartment and don't put them back where they belong. Drunk people eat spaghetti. Drunk people later throw up that spaghetti all over your freaking garage and then try to clean it up with buckets of water which just spreads the spaghetti-throw up even more. Drunk people bring over their stupid iPods and hook them up to your computer and try to steal your music, but your computer doesn't let them because it knows they are evil and disables the stupid program that lets the evil iPods steal music. Drunk people have clit-butts.