a final goodbye
Well, here it is, 2 in the morning on the day of my grand departure. Today I will be venturing forth out of my family's home, out of my mother's loving arms, and into the real world, a world of unyielding despair and gratuitous violence. I shall become one with the slums of Chamblee. I will learn the ways of the inner city black children, fending for food, and hiding in shadows, trying to avoid sporadic knife fights, and crack dealers who want their money. Actually, I live near old people, so I probably won't have to worry about the knife fights. But nevertheless, it will be a strange and difficult journey, a sojourn in a home that will surely be the first of many. While I reside in this place, I plan on copulating frequently. Also, there will be many merry gatherings filled with food, fine drink, and 8 player Halo tournaments (if I can find 8 people willing to play; most of my stoner friends are too cool for that shit). However this all turns out, I want to say to you, my friends, that it has been a wonderful stay in Alpharetta, the town where the moms are all milfs, the husbands coked up, and the children brats and rising porn stars. Now it ends, and tommorrow is forever.