B.A.B.
for starters, unless God handed you to your parents with a crown and a ribbon that read "This child shall be praised" SHUT THE FUCK UP.
no where on your birth certificate or drivers license does it specifically state that you are Head Bitch -> so until proven otherwise, you have no authority over anyone damnit.
with that being said, the B.A.B meeting at chuys went great :D haha i love it. truly, its like superb to get all those feelings [dont know what you would call them other than outbursts really] out while chowing down on queso and tortillas. not to mention getting hit on by an almost 30-year-old waitor..hes a rapist danielle. ha! darcey even gave him an entire questionaire on like:
- if he lives with his parents
- if he does drugs
-if he lives alone
-what color his socks were
-if he thinks nipple piercings are sexy on girls
-if he has a gf
-EVER had a gf [hahaha]
-ever kissed a boy [his response : (gay voice) oh yes! he was sooo cute! (flip of the hand)]
results will be in tomorrow lol
and then the guy starting passing out one-liners to danielle like it was a talent or something. one of them, i think, was "grow up so you can be my girl" and then it even went on to "i bet you have a hot body underneath those clothes" - yet overall, it was one big shindig filled with queso, chips, tortillas, coloring sheets [lol] and virgin alcoholic drinks.
OH but the car ride over..oh goodness. lets think here. 5 girls in one car on the meskin street of austin [lamar]- we held up my sunshade to block "seducing" looks and even one look from this little old lady sitting in the car next to us hahaha her mouth dude..her mouth was like a complete circle! course we were all dancing to meskin music and she just shook her head at us... wow.totally love it.
"BANG BANG motherfuckers.."
"i thought you have to be naked to jack off?" ...HAHAHAHA oh my
"its yellow moonlight!!!"