Dear Morons (at Fox News),
Please stop calling Sarah Palin a governor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BVswp06oM If you don't remember, let me remind you: she quit. She is no longer Alaska's governor. Perhaps you all should call her a more current (and honest) title, such as former vice-presidential candidate, former governor of Alaska, or Fox News correspondent. Additionally, you might throw in some helpful, supportive factual information along with these distinguished (well not the correspondent bit) titles. For example:
Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. Oh, you know-- the one that quit the governorship in order to get her and her family out of the public spotlight, but then became a news correspondent for a large cable news conglomerate!
Oh! That lady!