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[iamlambosan]

Hello, all. I'll have you know that I'm doing my hardest to fix the 10 year bazooka... although, this is appearing to be something that will fix itself with time.

Please be patient, for you could easily change back at anytime.

Before any of you ask though, I am the Lambo you know. Just 25, rather than 5 or 15.

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[upyourscolonel]

Oh fuck this.

[iamlambosan]

Excuse me?

[upyourscolonel]

Sorry.

I've just never been terribly patient.

[iamlambosan]

Ahh. Yes, seems as much from what I remember. It's been quite awhile since I've last seen you. Again, nostalgia makes an appearance.

[upyourscolonel]

All I recall of you is this horrid little cow suit. And screaming.

And caps lock.

Lots of screaming.

In fact, you are now the reason I never want to have kids.

[iamlambosan]

...So my youngest self has managed to be a form of birth control. Interesting.

[upyourscolonel]

Well, from this point on at least.

Not many women are interested in a cripple, so I'll never have kids anyway.

[iamlambosan]

My life is far to dangerous for children. I'd rather not bring a child into a world as dangerous as it is, especially with the violence in the mafia.

[upyourscolonel]

Bringing a child into the world almost seems cruel.

[iamlambosan]

The mafia isn't the sort of world to always raise a child in any case.

[upyourscolonel]

True that.

I'm never in one place long enough to raise a family anyway.