Typically, I don't look at the suggestion that Livejournal makes on their front page regarding entry topics for more than a second, but today's caught my eye. It stated, in not so many words, if you were going to hack into all of the information databases in the world, what info would you look up before you were inevitably caught and thrown into jail for the rest of your natural born life in every country on Earth simultaneously.
Answer: The phone number for these guys:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1152870/Pictured-Bank-robbers-daring-helicopter-jail-break--SECOND-time-years.html These guys are amazing. With a little more research, I found that one of the fellows they broke out of jail is sort of like a modern day Robin Hood, only with more murder and less talking animals, though that may have only been in the Disney version. He apparently stole huge filthy piles of money and has redistributed them to his poor, oppressed home village and surrounding area. I never condone theft, but seriously? If I was going to do it, I'd want to team up with this guy. He's going on my list of badass people next to Daniel Craig and Christian Bale.