Cramps, shaving, and cravings! Oh My!
Okay, so I want:
chocolate
ice cream
doughnuts
fudge (mm fudge)
broccoli
carrots
tomatoes
sleep
more sleep
a steak
potatoes
etc etc
Basically, I have cramps (they're not too bad, thank the lack of caffeine) and I feel yucky. I want hugs and cuddles and someone to rub my head. I want to be taken care of... I want to lie in bed all day and not move and read and write and listen to music and yes, watch youtube movies.
I think shaving is silly. Guys wear shorts and they've hairy legs. Guys wear sleeveless shirts and don't shave their underarms. Most guys don't shave their pubes. Why are we supposed to? That's dumb. I'll admit to (until recently) shaving my legs/underarms every couple of days and every once in a while trimming up my bikini line. But, right now, I'm feeling the Hairy-Back-to-Nature!girl feel. Deodorant tends to work better with a little underarm hair (or at least the all natural stuff I have does) but not the Dove. I don't know, I think the preoccupation with removing body hair is weird. Why do we want to look like small children? It's creepy. I like having hair down there.
Why do women douche? It's probably the dumbest thing ever. You.Smell.Fine.And.Not.Like.Fish (unless there is something wrong, in which case you should visit your doctor/midwife/nurse practitioner).
It's raining. I love the rain... and so does my body hair ;) *laughs at self*