The perils
I am my penises' disinterested wingman.
When I qas in middle school, I remember having to defend my sneakers to this one girl, almost in tears, because I had the Charles Barkleys and not the Michael Jordan's. They were barely good enough for her, but I felt like I dodged a bullet. I didn't have to worry about someone else coming at me in an aggressive way over sneakers.
I'm interested in dating. Maybe I'll meet someone awesome right away or I'll just meet great people, good friends, and have horribly uncomfortable moments.I feel like I have to date, because that's what I'm supposed to do. But a lot of time I'd love to just watch Netflix, go to the gym, drink some beer and/or wine, and relax. Ultimately, I'd like something to be easy.
One of my friends told me, "I'm the leading man in my life. I'm Brad Pitt, not Jonah Hill." In my life I'm Denzel, and I'm just doing my own thing until the leading lady makes it easy to come into the scene
When I qas in middle school, I remember having to defend my sneakers to this one girl, almost in tears, because I had the Charles Barkleys and not the Michael Jordan's. They were barely good enough for her, but I felt like I dodged a bullet. I didn't have to worry about someone else coming at me in an aggressive way over sneakers.
I'm interested in dating. Maybe I'll meet someone awesome right away or I'll just meet great people, good friends, and have horribly uncomfortable moments.I feel like I have to date, because that's what I'm supposed to do. But a lot of time I'd love to just watch Netflix, go to the gym, drink some beer and/or wine, and relax. Ultimately, I'd like something to be easy.
One of my friends told me, "I'm the leading man in my life. I'm Brad Pitt, not Jonah Hill." In my life I'm Denzel, and I'm just doing my own thing until the leading lady makes it easy to come into the scene