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There was a married couple they had a son. The mom and the dad were in a little argument so the dad calls the mom a bitch and the mom replies saying basterd. just then their little boy comes in and says hey, what do those words mean? they reply nerviously "umm those words mean ladies and gentlemen" oh okay he says and leaves. Later on that day the parents were horny so the dad goes juicy tits. the mom goes sexy dick! and again their little boy drops by and says. what does that mean? they go " those are diffrent words for saying coats and hats...yea thats it" the little boy says ok and leaves. The next day is Thanksgiving day and the parents are hosting a diner party at their house. so the mom is in the kitchen cutting the turkey. with the knife shes useing she cuts her self and she says fuck! the little boy hears and askes what does that mean. the mom goes it means im cutting the turkey. now go upstars and see what your father is doing. so he goes up stairs and finds his dad in the restroom shaving when he yells shit! the little boy asks dad what does that mean? so the dad quickly goes thats the name of my new shaving cream. then the doorbell rings. the little boy says ill get it. it was the guest. so he says "Good afternoon bitches and basterds. can i have ur dicks and tits. my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turker. and my dad is shaving the shit off his face. come on in. they will be here after their done.