[IC] A DATE

[iamironman]

[In a secluded part of the cornfields this evening, there is now a new crop circle. It is in the shape of a heart. And in the middle is a table for two set for a romantic dinner. Candles, flowers, the whole shebang. And there's a thoughtful personal touch - an artfully arranged bowl of Snackoos and a bottle of expensive whiskey. The waiters - a

Comments

[theskyenceguy]

...How did you get Snackoos? Have you been holding out on me?

[iamironman]

Why would I do that?

[theskyenceguy]

The stash, Stark.

[iamironman]

Not mine, officer.

[dont_ingest]

[... It's hard not to notice this ridiculousness from a sniper perch]

[reach_within]

[sup, invading your hiding spot]

... Is the gun really necessary?

[dont_ingest]

Do you suggest I throw rocks instead?

[reach_within]

Can't there be an option C? With, y'know... less... projectiles?