Hey you jewish people.

[iamheavensent]

I just took a whole bunch of people doubting me. i was just beaten right after i cured all these people of their hurting, so come flock to me. and praise my father, of whom I am the living incarnate. SO PRAISE ME! and these dudes are about to kill me because they don't believe me. but little do they know i'm real, so i'll get the last laugh in the end. sure they haven't seen any proof of me, but they should have just believed. idiots. So anyways, yeah, i'm going to go die now. but since i am the REAL messiah, some one come hang me or stab me or shoot me so the new religious symbol of garstianity can be a gun or a noose or a knife or something instead of a cross. just something painful and long. maybe an electric chair. i don't know, but that'd be a cool symbol to worship and all the crusifixes would look sweet as SHIT! But instead they'd be called electrofixes.

And before i die, i'm not going to perform any miracles so these people wouldn't believe in me and hundreds of years from now, teenagers are going to be sitting around in their rooms wondering if the world works because my father and me or just plain nature of the world. HAHAHA i am so damn good. people are either going to hate me or love me. Whatever, dude, those guys are going to hell. Too bad they didn't believe in me. Also, I created the world. Fuck that evolution shit. I know it makes perfect since, but fuck it. It's wrong, I created it, get that shit out of your mind.

Now obey me. Or live eternally in Hell.