A note to stupid idiotic neighbors
Dear Stupid Idiotic Neighbors,
When it is literally 100 degrees outside for several days, do NOT mow your lawn. The grass WILL die. Well actually the grass is dead anyway since it's BROWN and CRUNCHY! Why are you mowing dead grass??
After you have mown the dead lawn, do NOT water the lawn in the hopes it will come back to life and turn green. This is the reason you now have to go out and buy bottled water because you dried up your well!
Thank you,
A concerned home owner in the neighborhood
When it is literally 100 degrees outside for several days, do NOT mow your lawn. The grass WILL die. Well actually the grass is dead anyway since it's BROWN and CRUNCHY! Why are you mowing dead grass??
After you have mown the dead lawn, do NOT water the lawn in the hopes it will come back to life and turn green. This is the reason you now have to go out and buy bottled water because you dried up your well!
Thank you,
A concerned home owner in the neighborhood