Gum Belongs in Portapotties BITCH.

[iamdann]

So yeah today was the same as EVERY friday. Waiting to get out of school. Then I'm home, and uhh... yeah I do some random stuff. Then at 7:20pm Sydney IMs me asking me to come back she wants to talk to me during a walk, so I come back like 5min later and say Ok and then she asks her mom and she says She could use it (yayyy :D) So yeah. We meet and start talking school and about our stupid ass classes and faggot teachers (Note; I can say fag :D) Anyway, then I ask So what happened/What's bothering you, and then we get into deep conversation yayy. So we walk by Sydney's house and I was all OMG I WALK BY THERE ALL THE TIME! lmao (I never knew where she lived :D) Then we walk to Knowlin (Nall-inn or Now-lin, whatever tickles your pickle) so yeah then we see two drug dealing homos (one has his shirt off and puts it on when we get there LMAO) and uh yeah then we run and crap, touch playground equipment, and take photos. Then we see a portapotty and I tell her the story of me and Mel throwing slurpees in one so I place gum on the seats (Oops? lmao) So yeah then we see a POPO (cop) and we run lmao and then we count planes and swing on swings. Then we talk about Robert's dirty secret of him being a milk man and Sydney being a sexy widow who makes passionate love to him LMAO. So yeah then it gets cold and we both walk to her house and sit on her trampoline. 10 minutes later we find a spider and Sydney's all "Look how close it is to me even though I hate spiders" haha. So yeah then she blows it away and we look up pictures of men on the internet on our phones, and we see two hawaiian men who like women lmao its so hilarious. Then yeah I leave cause I feel sick and tired and so does Sydney (DON'T DENY IT<3) And yeah now here I am typing this story for you all to comment on ^_^

~*~ EVERYTHING LISTED ACTUALLY HAPPENED. INCLUDING THIS KID MESSING UP ON HIS BIKE TRICK AND FALLING, WE LAUGHED LOUDLY - Dann ~*~