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[iamclearlygayer]

Well, it's been a while, but the fans have apparently not forgotten Zael's travesty of a costume. (How could they, when he's still wearing it?)

This is one fan's interpretation of how the hideous thing was created.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i295/meian_no_miko/Arrancar_Antics___5_by_oneoftwo.jpg

...Noitora is so going to rape you, Zael dear.

Comments

[iamclearlygay]

... What the hell.

[iamclearlygayer]

Curb your enthusiasm, brother. I almost didn't recognize you.

[iamclearlygay]

What enthusiasm?

Fangirls are getting stupider and stupider.

[iamclearlygayer]

Personally, I thought this was in excellent taste.

As for Noitora, you did Hueco Mundo a service.

Just don't tell him I said that.

[iamclearlygay]

Well, that's your opinion.

Even YOU shouldn't have to deal with Noitora. He scares the shit out of nearly everyone.

[iamclearlygayer]

I have another opinion. You frown too much. You're starting to develop wrinkles and that lab is not good for your complexion.

As your elder, sexier, and infinitely-more-experienced brother, I'm afraid I must take you out for a bit of sun. And maybe some good booze.

I'm pleased you think I shouldn't be raped and eaten, Zael. Really.

[iamclearlygay]

I do not have wrinkles.

.... You're not going to leave me alone until I accept, are you?

Nobody deserves that kind of fate.

[iamclearlygayer]

Of course not.

I do believe your birthday is coming up. ...or was it last week? No? Last month?

...do you even have a birthday?

No matter. I don't need a special occasion to teach you how to properly take care of your pretty face. :/

[iamclearlygay]

Fine.

The closest thing I have to a birthday that I can remember is when I became an arrancar. Which was... sometime early in october, I think.

[iamclearlygayer]

Excellent. That's soon.

I'll make sure it's fun, don't you worry.

Is there anyone else you would like to bring?

[iamclearlygay]

You have to complete your... er.... 'slave' term with Sexta first, don't you?

If you say so?

Not really.

[iamclearlygayer]

Yes, I suppose I'll have to.

...why the quotes?