MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
1. Milla Jovovich
2. Ewan McGregor
3 Dom Mohaghan
4. Billy Boyd
5. Orlando Bloom
6. Gale Harold
7. Ani Difranco
8. AJ Mclean
9. KD Aubert
10. Milo Ventimigla
11. Stuart Townsend
12. Melissa Auf Der Maur
13. Leila Arceiri
14. Brandon Boyd
15. Nicole Kidman
16. Lucy Liu
17. Johnny Depp
18. Thea Gill
19. Alicia Keys
20. Randy Harrison
21. Hal Sparks
22. Tara Reid
This is my last attempt to try and make you guys happy. For ONCE i just want to see all of you to get along, and to have fun. Okay, well.. since i at least have SOME of you people's attention.. i would like to present a suprise for all of you...
Okay, if you really dont WANT to get along with one another, i must remind you that the island is 8 kilometers long, and 8 kilometers wide. You dont have to be at the same place. You can be at opposite ends of the island for all i care. I just want you all to be there.
I bought the island a few months ago, (and practically got myself broke...which explains why i've been doing thousands of movies lately..) I wanted a place where all of us can go, and just take a break from the real world anytime you wanted. A place where we could go anytime, and a place that was just OURS.
There are a few rules though.. well, maybe just one. It's NO FIGHTING. I refuse to have spent so much just to see all of you fight. No matter how much you hate each other, if you want to kill each other, i have to ask you to get OFF the island and take your fight elsewhere.
well, actually.. there is one more rule... I must beg that you dont destroy the property. I spent a whole fucking lot to get everything done.
Everyone on that list can come to the Island anytime, You will get keys to everything, and you have the privelage to do anything. It would just be nice if you told me when you want to go there and who you will take with you. alright? is that too much to ask?
I really hope you all appreciate this.
The island is 5 kilometers long, and 5 kilometers wide. Everyone gets their own little hut (refer to the pictures above..) which is empty for you to decorate yourselves. Each hut has a bathroom, and a jacuzzi too. there is a marijuana patch hidden in the island care of Marley, the large, muscular, dreadlocked, and very rasta Caretaker. The beach is large, and the weather and waves are perfect for jetskiing, parasailing, sailing, windsurfing, surfing and all those things. There is an endless suply of alcohol, cigarettes.. and well, condoms too. In the shack by the beach, there are jetskis, surfboards, windsurfing boards and other watersport equipment. At the dock, there is a metal detector which you must pass through in order to get into the island. I will allow NO firearms and anything you can use to kill anyone into the island. Marley will kick you off the island if he finds you in possesion of any firearms. *bats eyelashes* is that clear?
If i did NOT put you on the list of owners, PLEASE do NOT come whining to me, i have my reasons for not putting you on the list. Thank you.
and since geocities is a bitch, if you cant see the pictures, try again in awhile.