Message Post

[iamcharged]

If I am not in my office, it is probably your fault. If you must contact me, leave your message here though it is utterly up to my discretion as to whether or not I will answer it.

Do not waste my time!

Comments

[kingofteam]

Are you all right doktor

how is your learnink going

I see this and think of you.

[iamcharged]

It is terrible mein Heavy

I haff not yet completed my final two assessments and I am having ze period from hell, I am dyink

I leave for ze homeland in three days

(I see this and think how manly your chin looks)

does this icon make it better

[kingofteam]

Doktor you are a man you cannot hev period, periods are for vomen. I vill not hev you degrade self like this.

Also doktor is very smart and he can do everythink, should stop worrying, da?

(Eh, but mouth looks like- vhat is name again, Rambo man.)

oh yes

[iamcharged]

I WERY NEARLY DID HAFF A PERIOD I HAFF YOU KNOW
I AM NOT YET OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE ZE MENOPAUSE

:3c

[kingofteam]

DOKTOR I WILL NOT HEV YOU RAISING VOICE TO ME

[iamcharged]

[iamcharged]

I only vanted you to know that I am a perfectly functioning w-- man.

Not a day over.... thirty-nine.

[can he get away with thirty nine?!]

[kingofteam]

Vhat do I care about doktor's age, or issues with tings between legs.

[He can't even get away with his real age. BITCHING MAKES YOU APPEAR OLDER, MEDIC]

[iamcharged]

Vell, then I do not care either!

[Lolll this is true this post brought to you by oscillating between 1-100% ic

PS UPDATE TOMORROW AHH

[kingofteam]

Doktor bases feelinks on mine now?

[I REMAIN UNCONVINCED if only to soften the blow if it does come to nothing]

[iamcharged]

ZHIS IS NOT FAIR I HAFF A PERIOD AND YOU DON'T I AM BOUND TO BE EMOTIONAL

[kingofteam]

Is okay doktor. You give me healinks, I give you feelinks.

[redgineer]

Ok, so I lol'd irl :D (what is the symbolism of that icon, it is amazing)

(SUCH BIG HANDS)

[kingofteam]

It's the Class Struggle achievement. :') You know, when you pair up with a Medic/Heavy as a Heavy/Medic and kill the fuck out of another Heavy & Medic pair.

AND YES HIS HANDS ARE HUGE

ALL THE BETTER TO FINGERBANG YOU WITH

[redgineer]

mon dieu~~~

we have to do this

[kingofteam]

What, kill a Heavy and a Medic?

OR FINGERBANG

(GIRL WE WILL)