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SHORTNSHY13: i think i made a new friend at work
notthegreatest1: so whos the new friend
SHORTNSHY13: and right before lunch eric had said that brian was cheap and doesnt pay for anything for anyone else and he came over and got the same thing i was having and paid
notthegreatest1: aww
SHORTNSHY13: then donna who works in womens was being a bitch and took down all our signs but left the holders and didnt put up the new signs and brian helped me with them and i guess according to eric brian doesnt really help anyone else
notthegreatest1: he likes you
SHORTNSHY13: and then steve decided to be an ass and make me resign stuff and look for signs that didnt exist and brian was going down as i was coming up so he went with me and putthem up cause he is taller than me
notthegreatest1: he thinks your hot and wants to have you babies and by have your babies i mean he is the one giving birth
SHORTNSHY13: good cause im not lol
notthegreatest1: lol
SHORTNSHY13: there is only one problem
SHORTNSHY13: hes a little older than me
notthegreatest1: how much
SHORTNSHY13: * by the way he was the one who thought i was 22
SHORTNSHY13: i thought he was 27 but i guesshe just turned 29 a month ago
notthegreatest1: ok well then i dont think he should have your babies
SHORTNSHY13: no if he had then they might have girth defects, ya know his biological clock is ticking lol jk
notthegreatest1: girth
notthegreatest1: lol
SHORTNSHY13: whatever you know what i mean
notthegreatest1: so whos the new friend
SHORTNSHY13: and right before lunch eric had said that brian was cheap and doesnt pay for anything for anyone else and he came over and got the same thing i was having and paid
notthegreatest1: aww
SHORTNSHY13: then donna who works in womens was being a bitch and took down all our signs but left the holders and didnt put up the new signs and brian helped me with them and i guess according to eric brian doesnt really help anyone else
notthegreatest1: he likes you
SHORTNSHY13: and then steve decided to be an ass and make me resign stuff and look for signs that didnt exist and brian was going down as i was coming up so he went with me and putthem up cause he is taller than me
notthegreatest1: he thinks your hot and wants to have you babies and by have your babies i mean he is the one giving birth
SHORTNSHY13: good cause im not lol
notthegreatest1: lol
SHORTNSHY13: there is only one problem
SHORTNSHY13: hes a little older than me
notthegreatest1: how much
SHORTNSHY13: * by the way he was the one who thought i was 22
SHORTNSHY13: i thought he was 27 but i guesshe just turned 29 a month ago
notthegreatest1: ok well then i dont think he should have your babies
SHORTNSHY13: no if he had then they might have girth defects, ya know his biological clock is ticking lol jk
notthegreatest1: girth
notthegreatest1: lol
SHORTNSHY13: whatever you know what i mean