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[iambrandon]

THREE NAMES I GO BY:
1. brandon
2. brandoney
3. pepperoni
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. getting drunk
2. beer belly
3. hairy
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. im not scared of anything
2.
3.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my beautiful gf
2. goregrind
3. whiskey
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shorts
2. disgorge shirt
3. flip flops
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. devourment
2. disgorge
3. last days of humanity
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. trust
2. down to earth
3. likes me for me
THREE TRUTHS:
1. i like goregrind
2. im good in bed
3. my names brandon
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. sexy
2. nice eyes
3. likes metal
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. my girlfriend
2. goregrind
3. playing guitar
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. have sex with my g/f
2. listen to devourment
3. drink a bottle of jim beam
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. laying concrete
2. musician
3. porn star
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. paris (its my girls dream)
2. maryland
3. germany
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. david
2. brandon
3. trinity
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. me a good dad
2. have a beautiful family
3. be a "rockstar"
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:
1. dick
2. im an asshole
3. facial hair
THREE celebrity crushes
1. i have a beautiful girlfriend that i love, i have no crushes
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