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I love my friends. Love love love.
iambickilometer: Cynicide was Smoke's fault...right?
PaziaLuz: I credit both of you.
iambickilometer: XD
iambickilometer: WE ARE REALLY ONE PERSON
iambickilometer: ...A REALLY NARCISSISTIC PERSON
iambickilometer: WITH DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER LIEK WOAH
PaziaLuz: I KNOW, I KNOW! AND I'M LIKE.... THAT PERSON'S SIDEKICK!
PaziaLuz: THAT THINKS THEY'RE REALLY AMUSING!
iambickilometer: best sidekick evar. <3
PaziaLuz: I do my best, tank you thank you.
PaziaLuz: *thank
iambickilometer: you were the one who shipped us, weren't you?
PaziaLuz: Well, er... yes. Yes indeed.
PaziaLuz: I really have no excuse except, well, you're really shippable.
iambickilometer: XD well, I was extremely flattered, and so there's no harm done at all. Being shippable is always a good thing. : D
PaziaLuz: I suppose it's some sort of roundabout compliment...
iambickilometer: It implies that you invest enough interest in us to bother shipping us at all.
PaziaLuz: Well, of course I do! You're both like... my off-hours entertainment. When I'm not at school, studying, or out with friends, it's like, "okay, where's Iambic and Smoke, I need a laugh."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD we are pretty damn entertaining, I'll give us that.
PaziaLuz: Absolutely. If it's not writing, then it's chatting, and if not that, I'm manipulating your characters. Or shipping you.
PaziaLuz: Perhaps those aren't all mutually exclusive.
PaziaLuz: But now you see why I get no fanfic written ever.
iambickilometer: perhaps not, given our earlier conversations. XD
iambickilometer: and yes, I do.
iambickilometer: IT'S PARTIALLY MY FAULT. OOPS.
iambickilometer: by the way
iambickilometer: you oughta write fic. >.>
iambickilometer: Iambic/Smoke fic.
PaziaLuz: ...I don't think I'd get the characterizations right... and you guys'd be like "That's not me!"
iambickilometer: DO IT ANYWAY
iambickilometer: we wouldn't care
iambickilometer: we'd be too entertained
PaziaLuz: Ahaha, your own fandom!
iambickilometer: FUCKYES
PaziaLuz: Like Doumaki and Watanuki, but less *spazzflail* and more *Ahahaha*.
iambickilometer: XDDDD with less denial, too.
iambickilometer: OR MAYBE NOT.
iambickilometer: MAYBE WE'RE JUST IN DENIAL ABOUT BEING IN DENIAL.
PaziaLuz: I think you guys are in denial.
iambickilometer: are we?
PaziaLuz: About being in denial. Yes.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: Even though you recognize the fact.
PaziaLuz: Er- okay. Yeah.
PaziaLuz: Whatever.
iambickilometer: I'm the one not in denial, then?
PaziaLuz: Sure.
PaziaLuz: SHe can be.
iambickilometer: >: D
PaziaLuz: I just informed her of this fact.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: Let us observe how she reacts in her natural environment- the internets.
iambickilometer: XDDDDDDDDD
iambickilometer: [dies]
PaziaLuz: "weefreegirl21 (11:03:55 PM): I did not have sex with that woman
PaziaLuz (11:04:04 PM): xDDDDD"
PaziaLuz: Yay for Cinton jokes.
iambickilometer: XD SHE LIES
iambickilometer: SHE SO DID
iambickilometer: AND IT WAS DAMN GOOD SEX
iambickilometer: >.>
PaziaLuz: And steamy- I have to figure out how to pay Yuuko for that tape.
iambickilometer: I'm sure that compensation can be arranged.
PaziaLuz: Surely. After all- it's "research".
iambickilometer: "References". XD
PaziaLuz: I can cite it in my bibliography?
iambickilometer: XDDDDD FUCKYES
PaziaLuz: Primary document?
iambickilometer: yeeeeeeees.
iambickilometer: can has bibliography citation.
iambickilometer: Yuuko will get rich frightenly quickly.
PaziaLuz: MLA or Chicago... hm. I should ask my English teacher.
PaziaLuz: No. No I should not.
PaziaLuz: That is a BAD IDEA.
iambickilometer: DO IT.
iambickilometer: DO IT DO IT DO IT.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: NO. "Mrs. Michael, how do you cite porn?" "WHAT."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD
PaziaLuz: "Who are you and what did you do with Ariana." "Erm..."
iambickilometer: "Do you really want to know? >D"
PaziaLuz: "No. No. Ariana, just go sit down and take out Catcher in the Rye. Holden. Holden's safe. Yes. I need to call my psychiatrist."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD "Holden was a good boy. A clean boy. He didn't actuallysleep with that whore. And he only wanted his sister a little bit."
PaziaLuz: And- and- he didn't ask about citing porn.
Smoke posted her side of it as well. And here was our end:
iambickilometer: XD Ari and I had a long conversation about how you and I were not only shippable, but actually one person.
weefreegirl21: XD
weefreegirl21: It's entirely possible.
iambickilometer: I want her to write fic.
weefreegirl21: HAHAHAHA OMG WAIT I'M TALKING TO HER I'LL TELL HER I THINK SO TOO
iambickilometer: XD YES
weefreegirl21: This conversation is pretty great
iambickilometer: with Ari? Or me?
weefreegirl21: Ari
weefreegirl21: It's pretty hilarious
iambickilometer: yes.
iambickilometer: yes it is. I figure it's somewhat similar to the one I'm having with her. XD
iambickilometer: you're in denial, apparently.
iambickilometer: about being in denial?
weefreegirl21: Yeah
weefreegirl21: I'm loling
iambickilometer: me too.
weefreegirl21: We were "shelving books"
iambickilometer: Were we? Or were you two?
weefreegirl21: Us
weefreegirl21: You and me
iambickilometer: oh, certainly.
iambickilometer: "Shelving books." Definitely.
weefreegirl21: Kinky, hmm?
iambickilometer: Doin' it the way Aziraphale and Crowley do it.
weefreegirl21: *imagining it*
iambickilometer: Booksellers do it against a shelf?
weefreegirl21: *hair frizzes*
weefreegirl21: Yessss
iambickilometer: >
iambickilometer: AUGH
iambickilometer: >D
iambickilometer: of course, that wouldn't be a selling point for the books...
iambickilometer: ...well, it might be.
iambickilometer: Cynicide was Smoke's fault...right?
PaziaLuz: I credit both of you.
iambickilometer: XD
iambickilometer: WE ARE REALLY ONE PERSON
iambickilometer: ...A REALLY NARCISSISTIC PERSON
iambickilometer: WITH DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER LIEK WOAH
PaziaLuz: I KNOW, I KNOW! AND I'M LIKE.... THAT PERSON'S SIDEKICK!
PaziaLuz: THAT THINKS THEY'RE REALLY AMUSING!
iambickilometer: best sidekick evar. <3
PaziaLuz: I do my best, tank you thank you.
PaziaLuz: *thank
iambickilometer: you were the one who shipped us, weren't you?
PaziaLuz: Well, er... yes. Yes indeed.
PaziaLuz: I really have no excuse except, well, you're really shippable.
iambickilometer: XD well, I was extremely flattered, and so there's no harm done at all. Being shippable is always a good thing. : D
PaziaLuz: I suppose it's some sort of roundabout compliment...
iambickilometer: It implies that you invest enough interest in us to bother shipping us at all.
PaziaLuz: Well, of course I do! You're both like... my off-hours entertainment. When I'm not at school, studying, or out with friends, it's like, "okay, where's Iambic and Smoke, I need a laugh."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD we are pretty damn entertaining, I'll give us that.
PaziaLuz: Absolutely. If it's not writing, then it's chatting, and if not that, I'm manipulating your characters. Or shipping you.
PaziaLuz: Perhaps those aren't all mutually exclusive.
PaziaLuz: But now you see why I get no fanfic written ever.
iambickilometer: perhaps not, given our earlier conversations. XD
iambickilometer: and yes, I do.
iambickilometer: IT'S PARTIALLY MY FAULT. OOPS.
iambickilometer: by the way
iambickilometer: you oughta write fic. >.>
iambickilometer: Iambic/Smoke fic.
PaziaLuz: ...I don't think I'd get the characterizations right... and you guys'd be like "That's not me!"
iambickilometer: DO IT ANYWAY
iambickilometer: we wouldn't care
iambickilometer: we'd be too entertained
PaziaLuz: Ahaha, your own fandom!
iambickilometer: FUCKYES
PaziaLuz: Like Doumaki and Watanuki, but less *spazzflail* and more *Ahahaha*.
iambickilometer: XDDDD with less denial, too.
iambickilometer: OR MAYBE NOT.
iambickilometer: MAYBE WE'RE JUST IN DENIAL ABOUT BEING IN DENIAL.
PaziaLuz: I think you guys are in denial.
iambickilometer: are we?
PaziaLuz: About being in denial. Yes.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: Even though you recognize the fact.
PaziaLuz: Er- okay. Yeah.
PaziaLuz: Whatever.
iambickilometer: I'm the one not in denial, then?
PaziaLuz: Sure.
PaziaLuz: SHe can be.
iambickilometer: >: D
PaziaLuz: I just informed her of this fact.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: Let us observe how she reacts in her natural environment- the internets.
iambickilometer: XDDDDDDDDD
iambickilometer: [dies]
PaziaLuz: "weefreegirl21 (11:03:55 PM): I did not have sex with that woman
PaziaLuz (11:04:04 PM): xDDDDD"
PaziaLuz: Yay for Cinton jokes.
iambickilometer: XD SHE LIES
iambickilometer: SHE SO DID
iambickilometer: AND IT WAS DAMN GOOD SEX
iambickilometer: >.>
PaziaLuz: And steamy- I have to figure out how to pay Yuuko for that tape.
iambickilometer: I'm sure that compensation can be arranged.
PaziaLuz: Surely. After all- it's "research".
iambickilometer: "References". XD
PaziaLuz: I can cite it in my bibliography?
iambickilometer: XDDDDD FUCKYES
PaziaLuz: Primary document?
iambickilometer: yeeeeeeees.
iambickilometer: can has bibliography citation.
iambickilometer: Yuuko will get rich frightenly quickly.
PaziaLuz: MLA or Chicago... hm. I should ask my English teacher.
PaziaLuz: No. No I should not.
PaziaLuz: That is a BAD IDEA.
iambickilometer: DO IT.
iambickilometer: DO IT DO IT DO IT.
iambickilometer: XD
PaziaLuz: NO. "Mrs. Michael, how do you cite porn?" "WHAT."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD
PaziaLuz: "Who are you and what did you do with Ariana." "Erm..."
iambickilometer: "Do you really want to know? >D"
PaziaLuz: "No. No. Ariana, just go sit down and take out Catcher in the Rye. Holden. Holden's safe. Yes. I need to call my psychiatrist."
iambickilometer: XDDDDD "Holden was a good boy. A clean boy. He didn't actuallysleep with that whore. And he only wanted his sister a little bit."
PaziaLuz: And- and- he didn't ask about citing porn.
Smoke posted her side of it as well. And here was our end:
iambickilometer: XD Ari and I had a long conversation about how you and I were not only shippable, but actually one person.
weefreegirl21: XD
weefreegirl21: It's entirely possible.
iambickilometer: I want her to write fic.
weefreegirl21: HAHAHAHA OMG WAIT I'M TALKING TO HER I'LL TELL HER I THINK SO TOO
iambickilometer: XD YES
weefreegirl21: This conversation is pretty great
iambickilometer: with Ari? Or me?
weefreegirl21: Ari
weefreegirl21: It's pretty hilarious
iambickilometer: yes.
iambickilometer: yes it is. I figure it's somewhat similar to the one I'm having with her. XD
iambickilometer: you're in denial, apparently.
iambickilometer: about being in denial?
weefreegirl21: Yeah
weefreegirl21: I'm loling
iambickilometer: me too.
weefreegirl21: We were "shelving books"
iambickilometer: Were we? Or were you two?
weefreegirl21: Us
weefreegirl21: You and me
iambickilometer: oh, certainly.
iambickilometer: "Shelving books." Definitely.
weefreegirl21: Kinky, hmm?
iambickilometer: Doin' it the way Aziraphale and Crowley do it.
weefreegirl21: *imagining it*
iambickilometer: Booksellers do it against a shelf?
weefreegirl21: *hair frizzes*
weefreegirl21: Yessss
iambickilometer: >
iambickilometer: AUGH
iambickilometer: >D
iambickilometer: of course, that wouldn't be a selling point for the books...
iambickilometer: ...well, it might be.