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[iambetterthanu]

Two more days until my birthday. I'm going through a mid-life crisis. On one hand I want to live care free, have no responsibilities, and be able to wear bright blue eyleliner if i want. On the other hand, sometimes I wish I had a career or something more fulfilling, like maybe a office job where I can sit around and stare at a computer screen

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[valerie84]

But you do have an important job! You supply the Croydon trailer-white-trash people with their high. Without you, they'd have to actually buy their drugs from a dealer.. Like Joe and Nancy.

[iambetterthanu]

i literally LOL'd and peed my pants at the same time!!
Do-do-do you have it??
MOE!

[valerie84]

64 64 64 zoo lane! Can we watch that tomorrow? I want to feed Tristen cheesecake icecream!

[valerie84]

oh yeah, lol. n/m.

She sent me some email about driving. What a dumbass... she knows I can't drive.