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Why Chuck Norris is such a Badass
Chuck Norris is Santa. He sits on a total gym making love to an elf while he roundhouse kicks presents across the world.
Chuck Norris saved JFKs life and ate the bullets from ozwalds gun with his beard. JFKs head exploded of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris does not have aids, but he gives it to people anyways.
Before shooting action scenes they have to inject Chuck Norris with 10 doeses of elephant tanquilizers so he doesn't kill as many people on set.
Chuck Norris once went up to a woman and went "Shazam!" and she became pregnent.
Chuck Norris is Santa. He sits on a total gym making love to an elf while he roundhouse kicks presents across the world.
Chuck Norris saved JFKs life and ate the bullets from ozwalds gun with his beard. JFKs head exploded of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris does not have aids, but he gives it to people anyways.
Before shooting action scenes they have to inject Chuck Norris with 10 doeses of elephant tanquilizers so he doesn't kill as many people on set.
Chuck Norris once went up to a woman and went "Shazam!" and she became pregnent.