i guess this is the kind of thing that should go in my livejournal.
If this shit happened at all frequently, i'd be updating this thing EVERY DAY.
So, as reported on the CPMB:
OK, so me and my roommate decided to be lazy (how unusual) and go to Subway instead of actually cooking food today, and on the way there, some guy stopped us in the streets and said "excuse me lads, could you tell me what is going on in that room?"
Blinds were closed, so we could basically just see a silhouette, but it appeared to be a woman playing Dance Dance Revolution or something of the sort. naked.
So, OK, that was slightly odd.
Then we actually got to Subway, got our sandwiches, sat down to eat them. Couple of guys behind us in the queue, everything seemed normal. Then the second guy started yelling at the other guy for no apparent reason. So, I think, belligerent drunk guy in Subway, that's hardly unusual.
Then I noticed that there a rather large pool of blood on the floor, and more was dripping from Mr. Belligerent Drunk's hand. And, still for no apparent reason, he repeatedly yelled "YOU THINK I GET LIKE THIS? YOU FUCKING PRICK" at the other guy until he left, then started talking perfectly normally and civilly to the bemused staff, telling them not to bother calling an ambulance, he was fine, don't worry. At some point, me and Mark were unable to stop ourselves from sniggering a little, and he yelled "DON'T TAKE THE PISS" at the staff, apparently thinking it was them.
Then he produced a £5 note from his pocket and said "Can I get... a fiver of food?" and then pulled out many more notes and said "Look, I've got lots of fivers and tenners", and around this point, we left because we really couldn't contain the laughter any more.
so, yeah. hooray for completely surreal experiences!
So, as reported on the CPMB:
OK, so me and my roommate decided to be lazy (how unusual) and go to Subway instead of actually cooking food today, and on the way there, some guy stopped us in the streets and said "excuse me lads, could you tell me what is going on in that room?"
Blinds were closed, so we could basically just see a silhouette, but it appeared to be a woman playing Dance Dance Revolution or something of the sort. naked.
So, OK, that was slightly odd.
Then we actually got to Subway, got our sandwiches, sat down to eat them. Couple of guys behind us in the queue, everything seemed normal. Then the second guy started yelling at the other guy for no apparent reason. So, I think, belligerent drunk guy in Subway, that's hardly unusual.
Then I noticed that there a rather large pool of blood on the floor, and more was dripping from Mr. Belligerent Drunk's hand. And, still for no apparent reason, he repeatedly yelled "YOU THINK I GET LIKE THIS? YOU FUCKING PRICK" at the other guy until he left, then started talking perfectly normally and civilly to the bemused staff, telling them not to bother calling an ambulance, he was fine, don't worry. At some point, me and Mark were unable to stop ourselves from sniggering a little, and he yelled "DON'T TAKE THE PISS" at the staff, apparently thinking it was them.
Then he produced a £5 note from his pocket and said "Can I get... a fiver of food?" and then pulled out many more notes and said "Look, I've got lots of fivers and tenners", and around this point, we left because we really couldn't contain the laughter any more.
so, yeah. hooray for completely surreal experiences!