the secret life of icecubes
....icecubes have been the most influential force in
the american landscape over the past three centuries.
being unassuming little cubes of ice has afforded them
the ability to wreak havoc without raising a single
suspicios eyebrow. icecubes shot lincoln, kennedy,
and john lennon. icecubes created global warming as
some sort of sick, masochistic way of punishing
themselves. icecubes are responsible for the poor
global economy and the weakening of the US dollar.
on the flipside, icecubes are not all bad. a team of
icecube scientists created the polio vaccine, saving
millions of humans. it was an icecube who thought up
the theory of relatively, later passing his knowledge
on to one mr. albert einstein. another unknown
icecube secret: the pope bases all of his decisions on
the advice of a small commitee of uber-catholic
icecubes. i'm running out of icecube-related ideas
here, and time is not on my side. more to come later.
the american landscape over the past three centuries.
being unassuming little cubes of ice has afforded them
the ability to wreak havoc without raising a single
suspicios eyebrow. icecubes shot lincoln, kennedy,
and john lennon. icecubes created global warming as
some sort of sick, masochistic way of punishing
themselves. icecubes are responsible for the poor
global economy and the weakening of the US dollar.
on the flipside, icecubes are not all bad. a team of
icecube scientists created the polio vaccine, saving
millions of humans. it was an icecube who thought up
the theory of relatively, later passing his knowledge
on to one mr. albert einstein. another unknown
icecube secret: the pope bases all of his decisions on
the advice of a small commitee of uber-catholic
icecubes. i'm running out of icecube-related ideas
here, and time is not on my side. more to come later.