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[iamamy]

Stolen From Big Joe.... I especially like #2 and #10

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amy Keighley!

1. Amy Keighley can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Amy Keighley is 10:1.
3. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Amy Keighley has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. Amy Keighley is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Amy Keighley into a volcano it would stop erupting.
6. It's bad luck to whistle near Amy Keighley.
7. Amy Keighley can use only about ten percent of her brain.
8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Amy Keighley.
9. Amy Keighley is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
10. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Amy Keighley.