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So its 10:00pm saturday night and I just woke up from my after-party nap.
The party... Kellie bellie, Slappy K, Marisa, Josh and Vanessa were the only ones there from last weeks slumber party (Amber and little Kati were missed), and besides Steph, Ken, Magically Delicious, Farran and Dan, were the only people I knew. I did meet Brenda and Bridget who were pretty sweet, and of course Kelly who was insane. Karoake was awesome for the hour it lasted until the neighbors called the police. The highlight of their visit being dan saying "Sir I'm the homeowner and I'm 21, all of my guests are 21 and if it helps I'm a firefighter", the reply being "that doesn't fucking help you" hahahaha, Dan of course claimed he couldn't find his wallet, and the cops pulled everyone in the living room for a lecture and found out none of them were 21, and that Dan's little bro was freakin 15! Of course one of the cops heard me say "Me and Mike are 21 so I think we are Ok, but the everyone else is fucked" and informed me that contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a federal offense and included jail time, much worse than an MIP. Needless to say, Mr. Mike McGuiness and I found a fence to scale and were never found. The cops let everyone off with a warning, so I guess it did help that Dan was a firefighter afterall.
Of course, after the police left, most of the party left. Slappy K and I played some football in the street about 3am. We started watching anchorman and nasty Paul with his half naked ass was finally screamed at by Vanessa, Dan's 15 year old brother informed the party that I was totally hitting on him (don't know where that one came from?!), Nick told us about how he stabbed a kid in high school, Vince talked to me like Barry White and was either trying to get me to take my bra off, or get him another beer, can't remember which. Derek decided it was the bonified truth, Dan wanted some Savory Clitorus and Vanessa corrected him about it being a Rotissere Clitorus. my attempts at sleeping were thwarted by a horribly drunk Vince, who was later flipped off a mattress and sent downstairs, Dan found himself in big trouble when his sister heard him yell "my sister is sleeping downstairs, just go fuck her already" (HORRIBLE HORRIBLE) We couldn't figure out who kept knocking on the upstairs door, but found Dan's brother 30 minutes later hiding in the closet. I fell asleep on the floor near Derek, who discovered a cubby where Dan can hide sex toys and who also disappeard sometime in the middle of the night and no one really knew how or when. Insanity ensued til about 730 this morning, a few hours later we all woke up and ate cookies and sang Disney songs.
So thats the party, in a nutshell. Crazy Courtney didnt really make an appearance, I think there were enough nutcases there already. Let me know if I left out anyone or any other worthwhile events.
Although we had some silliness much later on, the party was a bit of a bust, definitly not worth almost getting arrested. I came home around 3ish and told my mom and dad about the cops coming which they found pretty funny (first time in my life they were actually cool about something like this)
Much love to Vanessa and Dan who had a serious mess to clean up after we all left
How's that for a long freakin entry?
The party... Kellie bellie, Slappy K, Marisa, Josh and Vanessa were the only ones there from last weeks slumber party (Amber and little Kati were missed), and besides Steph, Ken, Magically Delicious, Farran and Dan, were the only people I knew. I did meet Brenda and Bridget who were pretty sweet, and of course Kelly who was insane. Karoake was awesome for the hour it lasted until the neighbors called the police. The highlight of their visit being dan saying "Sir I'm the homeowner and I'm 21, all of my guests are 21 and if it helps I'm a firefighter", the reply being "that doesn't fucking help you" hahahaha, Dan of course claimed he couldn't find his wallet, and the cops pulled everyone in the living room for a lecture and found out none of them were 21, and that Dan's little bro was freakin 15! Of course one of the cops heard me say "Me and Mike are 21 so I think we are Ok, but the everyone else is fucked" and informed me that contributing to the delinquency of a minor is a federal offense and included jail time, much worse than an MIP. Needless to say, Mr. Mike McGuiness and I found a fence to scale and were never found. The cops let everyone off with a warning, so I guess it did help that Dan was a firefighter afterall.
Of course, after the police left, most of the party left. Slappy K and I played some football in the street about 3am. We started watching anchorman and nasty Paul with his half naked ass was finally screamed at by Vanessa, Dan's 15 year old brother informed the party that I was totally hitting on him (don't know where that one came from?!), Nick told us about how he stabbed a kid in high school, Vince talked to me like Barry White and was either trying to get me to take my bra off, or get him another beer, can't remember which. Derek decided it was the bonified truth, Dan wanted some Savory Clitorus and Vanessa corrected him about it being a Rotissere Clitorus. my attempts at sleeping were thwarted by a horribly drunk Vince, who was later flipped off a mattress and sent downstairs, Dan found himself in big trouble when his sister heard him yell "my sister is sleeping downstairs, just go fuck her already" (HORRIBLE HORRIBLE) We couldn't figure out who kept knocking on the upstairs door, but found Dan's brother 30 minutes later hiding in the closet. I fell asleep on the floor near Derek, who discovered a cubby where Dan can hide sex toys and who also disappeard sometime in the middle of the night and no one really knew how or when. Insanity ensued til about 730 this morning, a few hours later we all woke up and ate cookies and sang Disney songs.
So thats the party, in a nutshell. Crazy Courtney didnt really make an appearance, I think there were enough nutcases there already. Let me know if I left out anyone or any other worthwhile events.
Although we had some silliness much later on, the party was a bit of a bust, definitly not worth almost getting arrested. I came home around 3ish and told my mom and dad about the cops coming which they found pretty funny (first time in my life they were actually cool about something like this)
Much love to Vanessa and Dan who had a serious mess to clean up after we all left
How's that for a long freakin entry?