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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I turned wingzero650 in for littering (3 points). Last Thursday I helped fatlaces see the light (8 points). In November slurpeekiss and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I bought porn for mtnsurfer (-10 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-64 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
iamaj