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so i finally got all my damned christmas and kwanzaa gifts out of the way. golly the malls are more jammed than my ass after a lot of cheese. robert doesn't know but i got him a gerbil as a inside(hee hee) joke. he really likes richard gere. this thursday there was a drag contest and can you believe with all my beauty i only got third place. robert said i should've gottin first and i agree. well there'll be another one soon and by then i'll have my boobs. im so excited. i cant wait to touch and squeeze them. robert is all ready thinkin of titty fuckin me. oops should i say that sorta thing? oh well. i must go my banana pudding pie just got that perfect man tan color to it. happy kwanzaa and fuck to christmas songs.